Phew.

It’s over, guys.

I’m officially done with my final exams. Yesterday I had the last one, and now I have my scores in hand, so I know I’m not returning to college till September. I can’t put in words how relieved I am. Now I can finally take a rest, regain some of my mental faculties, and then go back to writing. I’m working on a multi-parter that I really like!

…Oh, and yeah:

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With my final exams hanging above me like Damocles’ Sword and my free time consumed by both playing a batman videogame and studying like if there was no tomorrow, I find myself unable to write for the moment. Which is kind of a bummer, because my favorite hobby is to puke out words like a machine gun pukes out bullets, except that mine are slightly less mortal and probably a little more annoying, because I never shut up. That means that lately I find myself thinking about stories and the

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Man, if there’s something I love more than the multiculturality of Europe, it’s absolutely everything else in the world, because why the fuck would I give a shit about multiculturality. However, now and then you stumble upon a cultural barrier and it makes you giggle, because other countries are so wacky.

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Hah.

I know what you’re thinking. When you saw that I had published another blog, you thought “oh, I wonder what it will be about? Maybe he’ll talk about some stuff I’m interested in?” and now you’re reading this, and I’ve already tr – FUCK, NO, DON’T GO AWAY.

NO.

DAMMIT.

I messed up. Dammit. Now nobody’s reading this. Well, ain’t that cool. I WAS GOING TO TALK ABOUT STORIES LATER, YOU ASSHOLES!

FUCK. I DIDN’T WANT TO CALL YOU ASSHOLES. COME BACK.

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I love how the pre-reader actually got the Wodehouse feeling I wanted to give to the story.

First comedy of mine that ever gets to EQD, guys! And with this one, I already have three fanfics in there. Yaaay!

As a celebration, I've already submitted a new comedy. It should get approved soon.

Okay, okay. Guys. Guys, listen to me. I’m not angry, I’m just disappointed. Guys. Listen to me.

Guys.

Alichorn.

I mean, come on, it’s not that hard. I’ve been waiting for someone to make that pun since the very day that story was posted. None of the proofreaders, editors, prereaders, or people who comment have said it. Yes, Sparkler got kind of close, but still.

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So this happened, and it was cool. Not my usual brand of humor, but I liked it, and apparently people don't think it's enough of an excuse to mutilate me, so I'm guessing they liked it too. Plus, it got featured, forcing me to split the "featured" list on my page in two because the maximum is five stories. Talk about first world problems, hm? I can start whining about how midly annoying is to poop gold and diamonds too

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Oh, man. This going to be a dense one. Aren’t you excited? I’m excited! I like dense blog posts. They make me feel important and pretty and Swedish. Everybody knows blogs are intrinsically Swedish, and by definition, a Swedish guy is important. Quod Erat Demonstrandum, as the Chinese use to say. The prettiness is all mine.

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God dammit. How can something be so close and at the same time look so far away? This is frustrating. And I'm sure that after this blog post at least two guys will unfollow me because the human being is horrible by nature. Still.

Back in the game, as the title says! My arm is healed! Which mostly means that I can fight mimes in the street bare-handed and write again. Hooray!

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As the last piece of lasagna fell down my throat (and partially on my pants, because I never really mastered the art of chewing things) today, I had a vision. I saw myself unable to write for a long time, as my arm is far worse than expected. My tendon went pop, an everything from the elbow to my fingers can’t move. The only way to solve this is with a sling and the hardest drugs the doctor could give me. Really. Before taking one of those pills I need to eat a ton of food, or else I

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