Well, guys, I think I'm going to stay a month or so without writing. I wasn't planning this, and in fact I have like three fanfics in the works, but I can't really do anything about this.

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One Hundred Years of Solitude is one of the best books I've read lately, and y'all should take a peek at it. It's about a family that goes through a lot of very tough stuff and also weird things like raining flowers. And also about how time is circular, history repeats itself and yaddah yaddah just go read it.

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470 followers! Wooohooo! That means that, statistically speaking, at least five different guys are going to read this. That's a lot, especially when you realize that this blog is not about my adventures dealng with those crazy, imaginary mimes.

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Remember how I talked about this story of mine the other day?

What were the odds?

I remember clearly the day I realized that, from a purely objective point of view, I’m an asshole. It was quite the revelation, mind you. One second you think you’re the best thing that has ever happened to the world and then bam you look at yourself and think “woah nelly, my ego is so big I could commit suicide jumping from its top. And maybe kicking that adorable and probably orphaned and hungry puppy and then dancing at the melody of the children’s cries wasn’t as funny as I first

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Y'know, I finally watched Filly Vanilly, and I'm quite offended -- where are my Torch Song x Toe-tapper fics? Because if I gotta write about two musicians I'll do that myself.

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Dear God, my butt hurts.

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Everything

has

been

posted.

Tomorrow you'll get an insight commentary on every story, here, on my blog. Wait for it!

THAT'S IT FELLAS.

TSFS UPDATE? DONE.

LONG STORY SHORT, THINGS WENT DOWN SEQUEL? DONE.

LONG STORY SHORT, THINGS WENT DOWN SIDE STORY? DONE.

TWILIGHT DONE! SEQUEL? DONE.

NOW I JUST GOTTA EDIT.

HELL YEAH I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS.

You know that particular point, when you're ALMOST FINISHED with a story, and you go well, shit, this doesn't work, time to REWRITE THE WHOLE THING? Well, guess what happened to me now!

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