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eLLen


She's just the dirty-by-trade tomboy.

Apr
1st
2016

im a dirty cockslut plz fuck me · 9:45pm Apr 1st, 2016

Mar
31st
2016

And You're the Father/Mother! · 5:16am Mar 31st, 2016

Imagine this...

A strange person runs up to you one day, panting and looking distressed. Before you can question them, they reveal that they're not only from the future, but also your future child! All skepticism is swept aside as they prove without a doubt that they're telling the truth. They say they've come back to warn you of the future apocalypse... and to get to know your more.

What do you do? :pinkiegasp:

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Mar
18th
2016

Meanwhile at the Political Rally · 10:52pm Mar 18th, 2016

BAAAAAAAH

GIVE THE SHEEPLE WHAT THEY WANT!

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Feb
27th
2016

What? · 6:15pm Feb 27th, 2016

WHAT?!

Fix your site, Knighty! :raritydespair:

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Feb
19th
2016

Good Times, Bad Times, You Know I Had My Share · 11:38pm Feb 19th, 2016

Good news:

The albums I ordered came in!

Bad news:

One of them shipped without the cd. It's the one I was looking forward to as well!

Exactly why I didn't let myself get too excited. Third party sellers on Amazon are hit or miss. Fortunately, it only cost a few dollars, and I'll see what I can do for a refund or replacement. I'm not too concerned about it.

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Feb
14th
2016

Love is in the Air~ · 5:13pm Feb 14th, 2016

Happy Valentine's Day! I hope you all have a lovey-dovey time!

Whether you're in a relationship or not, go and enjoy yourself. A holiday's a time for relaxation and good feelings. :twilightsmile:

I know I will! I mean, it's not like I have no one to spend it with, hehe. R-right? No one at all...

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Feb
11th
2016

Soundtrack to My Life · 7:21pm Feb 11th, 2016

Ever heard about the iTunes Shuffle Game? 'Cause I have! Basically, you get a series of questions or bullet points, and you answer them with the song that plays next in a shuffle. Here's one called Soundtrack to Your Life (source).

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Jan
18th
2016

There's Only One Word to Describe This Song · 4:54am Jan 18th, 2016

Sexy.

Glenn Danzig may be a silly person, but he has a grrreat voice. This was released in the late 80s, but I do love the classic metal vibe from this and other songs of his. Speaking of which... He also did what I consider one of the toughest songs ever written, "Mother."

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Jan
1st
2016

With a Slip of the Tongue I'm in Deep Shit · 6:09pm Jan 1st, 2016

What are you gonna do? Ban me?

I have returned! :flutterrage:

Why was I banned, you may ask? The answer is simple. Drum roll please...

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Dec
24th
2015

Merry Christmas · 6:50am Dec 24th, 2015

Well it's only a few days left until Christmas. I hope you have a great holiday season and a happy new year. Be sure to spend time with those you love and those who love you. That's what it's all about.

Peace and love, my friends, peace and love.

I'll leave you off with a lovely song.

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