• Member Since 2nd Sep, 2014
  • offline last seen Apr 7th, 2017

eLLen


She's just the dirty-by-trade tomboy.

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  • 383 weeks
    See Ya!

    It's been a while since I posted a story! Heck, it's been almost a year and a half! Boy did time fly by. I wasn't active last year, not even through blogging, so consider this my update... and goodbye. Sorry to say, but I think it's high time I take my leave. It's been an up and down two and a half years on this site, but I don't think I'll regret it in the end.

    So here's the haps!

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    12 comments · 1,998 views
  • 391 weeks
    I've Been Waiting To Post This

    Last call for alcohol.
    Last call for your freedom of speech.
    Drink up. Happy hour is now enforced by law.
    Don't forget our house special, it's called a Trickie Dickie Screwdriver.
    It's got one part Jack Daniels, two parts purple Kool-Aid,
    and a jigger of formaldehyde

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    21 comments · 761 views
  • 393 weeks
    Super Scientific Pretty Princess Poll!

    Answer this poll! :raritydespair: http://www.strawpoll.me/11489036

    My senpai, Stiggy, wants to find out who best princess is! Please partake in this vital research!

    But you better not choose Luna. I've got my eye on you. :trixieshiftleft:

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    10 comments · 733 views
  • 394 weeks
    I wonder if my new avatar will give the wrong idea...

    I like it purely for the irony, I swear! :raritydespair:

    ...Aaaand maybe for her looks. :twilightblush:

    18 comments · 670 views
  • 407 weeks
    You Think You Know What Fabulous Is?

    You know nothing. :duck:

    Just when I thought my sexuality wasn't questionable enough.

    9 comments · 622 views
Apr
1st
2016

im a dirty cockslut plz fuck me · 9:45pm Apr 1st, 2016

Comments ( 9 )

elly pls

Now I think you're going to have to take a bath before I fuck you. I only fuck clean cocksluts! :derpyderp1:

Well that was interesting.

One of my buddies thought it would be a funny April 1st to claim he had run out of gas and then give me the street address of the local naturist resort. The place was clothed (closed) for winter. I think the sign was just enough to make the joke funny.

I think I'm gonna slit my own throat out of pure disgust now. Thank you for helping me end my misery.

4154236 No problem. :moustache:

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