It's been a while since I posted a story! Heck, it's been almost a year and a half! Boy did time fly by. I wasn't active last year, not even through blogging, so consider this my update... and goodbye. Sorry to say, but I think it's high time I take my leave. It's been an up and down two and a half years on this site, but I don't think I'll regret it in the end.
Last call for alcohol. Last call for your freedom of speech. Drink up. Happy hour is now enforced by law. Don't forget our house special, it's called a Trickie Dickie Screwdriver. It's got one part Jack Daniels, two parts purple Kool-Aid, and a jigger of formaldehyde
One of my buddies thought it would be a funny April 1st to claim he had run out of gas and then give me the street address of the local naturist resort. The place was clothed (closed) for winter. I think the sign was just enough to make the joke funny.
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*Giggles*
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Later that evening.
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Now I think you're going to have to take a bath before I fuck you. I only fuck clean cocksluts!
Well that was interesting.
One of my buddies thought it would be a funny April 1st to claim he had run out of gas and then give me the street address of the local naturist resort. The place was clothed (closed) for winter. I think the sign was just enough to make the joke funny.
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I think I'm gonna slit my own throat out of pure disgust now. Thank you for helping me end my misery.
4154236 No problem.