• Member Since 2nd Sep, 2014
  • offline last seen Apr 7th, 2017

eLLen


She's just the dirty-by-trade tomboy.

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  • 385 weeks
    See Ya!

    It's been a while since I posted a story! Heck, it's been almost a year and a half! Boy did time fly by. I wasn't active last year, not even through blogging, so consider this my update... and goodbye. Sorry to say, but I think it's high time I take my leave. It's been an up and down two and a half years on this site, but I don't think I'll regret it in the end.

    So here's the haps!

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    12 comments · 2,016 views
  • 393 weeks
    I've Been Waiting To Post This

    Last call for alcohol.
    Last call for your freedom of speech.
    Drink up. Happy hour is now enforced by law.
    Don't forget our house special, it's called a Trickie Dickie Screwdriver.
    It's got one part Jack Daniels, two parts purple Kool-Aid,
    and a jigger of formaldehyde

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    21 comments · 767 views
  • 395 weeks
    Super Scientific Pretty Princess Poll!

    Answer this poll! :raritydespair: http://www.strawpoll.me/11489036

    My senpai, Stiggy, wants to find out who best princess is! Please partake in this vital research!

    But you better not choose Luna. I've got my eye on you. :trixieshiftleft:

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    10 comments · 739 views
  • 396 weeks
    I wonder if my new avatar will give the wrong idea...

    I like it purely for the irony, I swear! :raritydespair:

    ...Aaaand maybe for her looks. :twilightblush:

    18 comments · 677 views
  • 409 weeks
    You Think You Know What Fabulous Is?

    You know nothing. :duck:

    Just when I thought my sexuality wasn't questionable enough.

    9 comments · 626 views
Mar
18th
2016

Meanwhile at the Political Rally · 10:52pm Mar 18th, 2016

BAAAAAAAH

GIVE THE SHEEPLE WHAT THEY WANT!

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Comments ( 3 )

XD
I laughed so hard that I threw up...

This has made me hungry for some lamb

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