Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

Sometimes you sit at the screen for hours and never type a word.

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing people he didn't exist. The second greatest was convincing people that MLP is for little girls only.

I don't hate the Cutie Mark Crusaders anymore, end of story. I'm also not easily amused if you aren't my friend, and you wrote a terrible story. End of discussion!

Who am I? An anonymous user who made this account to anonymously post reviews of stories after being bashed by crazed fangirls/boys.

The retired "Clarity" story guy.

I enjoy ponies and everything about them including reading and writing fanfics of all kinds.

I came, I saw, I got turned into a Brony. Tumblr link http://xeno-the-sharp-tongue.tumblr.com/