I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

I write things. Feel free to commision a porn or non-porn thing for $0.01 a word. Price is per chapter.

I also have a SubscribeStar, because Patreon nuked me. Lesson? Do not trust Patreon.

I am a digital artist who felt like writing a word or two. Also English is not my native language so brace yourselves.