"...as for the Why: beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple... because I can."
I might use a semicolon properly from time to time... That's about the most you can expect from me.
Everyone Needs A Creeper, A Personal Space And Privacy Grim Reaper. Also Hail Minty p.s. I'll steal yo gurl, yo husbund, yo house, yo cids, yo dawg, and yo side bae
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