Feds can't enforce Net Neutrality.

Tell the FCC to protect the open internet.

Maybe, maybe not, but this song was the first time I ever felt feels. So I thought I'd share it with you.

Of course, one of the stories I write for my Big Birthday Update is declined. Obviously, the moderator never even read it. Because it has plenty of interaction with the MLP universe!

Here! Read that, and see if you can say it has nothing to do with MLP!

[5:18:02 PM] (EGB) Badgerpony: Rainbow Dash
[5:18:06 PM] (EGB) Badgerpony: Biker shorts
[5:18:10 PM] (EGB) Badgerpony: You're in a gym with her
[5:18:16 PM] (EGB) Badgerpony: Alone
[5:18:20 PM] (EGB) Badgerpony: Doing squats
[5:18:38 PM] (EGB) Badgerpony: She goes down, the shorts rip open in the bottom
[5:19:03 PM] (EGB) Badgerpony: She pulls up, admits she has a crush on you and that she's horny as hell just from proximity
[5:19:05 PM] (EGB) Badgerpony: What do you do?

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To all my fans, thank you for sticking with me. So, let's get started.

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Alright, welcome to the first ever, Four months to conquer the world writing challenge.

Equestria has had some villains, but the next one could be you. Will you succeed where others have failed? Enter your story, and let's see how well you do!

The rules:

You start with a character based on yourself. You have four months (Story wise) to come up with a plan to conquer Equestria.

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For those interested in my story, Phantom Guardspony, I am REALLY sorry about the lack of updates. I am trying my best to get new cover art, and I promised I wouldn't post the next chapter until that cover art comes. That said, I thank you all for your patience, and I ask that all of you bear with me a little bit longer while I arrange for the art to be completed.

Alright, thank you, one and all, for sending in your questions. I answered every. Last. One. I was right, though. It seems that no one wants to know about me after all. I like you guys, but you can really be lame sometimes.

These questions are sent in by MOAKStryker. So join me, as we delve into the mind of a pent up, frustrated teenage virgin.

1) Are you awesome? 2) Am I awesome?

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I know I said I'd have answers to your questions today, guys. But it's been a long day, and I don't have the will to upload half the crap I need to in order to make the answers entertaining. It might have something to do with the fact that I'm feeling sick right now.

I promise, the answers will come tomorrow.

I was supposed to post this yesterday. Whatever, I'll post it now.

INTRODUCING TMI TUESDAY!

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