This is the tale of Crimson Star,
The pony who became a great Royal Guard.

Long ago, in the badlands west,
An astronomer pony was doing a test.
His nephew had come from Canterlot,
To enjoy the foalhood he never got.
The observatory in which the foal stayed,
Fell victim to a bandit raid.
And the foal was taken away from his kin,
And thrown into a wicker bin.

The bandits carried the foal away,
And began to lash him, night and day.
"Use your magic!" The bandits demanded,

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I'm a normally very stoic man on the internet, except when it comes to humor. However, there are very rarely things that make me scared, angry, or even sad.

I want you to understand just how I feel. I want you to understand that I'm not a heartless monster when I say this.

I almost shed a manly tear.

My exact reaction was equivalent to this.

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ALL HAIL LORD NIGGERTRON!

I've started following this blog. That is all.

[8:33:46 PM] ???: Where...Am I?
[8:33:58 PM] GeodesicDragon: You're on the internet. Welcome!
[8:34:10 PM] Chessboard_Jack: Hey gaiz
[8:34:13 PM] ???: Last thing I remember is...
[8:34:29 PM] ???: The princess! We need to warn the princess!
[8:35:34 PM] GeodesicDragon: About what?! :O
[8:35:43 PM] ???: About...
[8:35:44 PM] ???: ...
[8:35:50 PM] ???: I don't know...
[8:35:56 PM] GeodesicDragon: Bah!
[8:36:01 PM] ???: There was something important...

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[4:10:07 PM | Edited 4:10:09 PM] Crimson Star: Glorious Unicorn Master Race.
[4:10:28 PM] Pony Vegeta: b*yay* please. Earth ponies.
[4:10:31 PM] Chessboard_Jack: Syn posted the last 10 ponies he drew, and a bunch of comments say they love Tenna
[4:10:52 PM] Chessboard_Jack: Oh, nvm, technically, Changelings are best race, cuz, F*yay* your Unicorns
[4:11:00 PM] StrykerGaming: Unicorns being the master race? Pegasi are better
[4:11:05 PM] StrykerGaming: And CHANGELINGS?

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I'm probably going to regret doing this...

I'm going to let people PM me five questions each. I will answer all of them, and they can be as invasive or as impersonal as you see fit.

You have twenty four hours to submit your questions to me about anything you want. The answers will be publicly displayed in the next blog post. If I don't have at least twenty questions to answer by tomorrow, I will extend the deadline.

So, my body is ready. Ask away!

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Here's a pre-brony era story from me. I absolutely loved it, and I wanted to finish it, but the problem was, I didn't know where to go with it. So, I just kinda let it sit. Well, I recently dug it up, and figured you guys would like it. So, without further ado, here's the aptly-named "Zalgo Story" that I never completed.

*****

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Click here.

Couldn't have put it better myself, Lady.

This is a given fact, but it can't be helped. Things happen in this new chapter that people won't like, but it's not the end of the world. I'm already working on the next chapter, and this cliffhanger won't be there for long. Just stick with me. In the meantime, sit back, and delve into the mind of a madman.

Edit: HOLY SHIT HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?!

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So yeah, I watched the season finale.

My opinion? It's too rushed. I think the story REAAAAAALY should've been drawn out more.

I liked all the songs, but I think the frequency of them was a bit overwhelming.

All in all, it was a great episode. But I don't see anything to make me retract my thoughts on Hasbro assuming direct control.

I mean, sure, Twilight's telling us everything is gonna be alright, but we can't see one of our most beloved friends. A pony who's been lost forev...

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