The Bench is Best Pony. · 9:51pm Oct 20th, 2013

[5:18:02 PM] (EGB) Badgerpony: Rainbow Dash
[5:18:06 PM] (EGB) Badgerpony: Biker shorts
[5:18:10 PM] (EGB) Badgerpony: You're in a gym with her
[5:18:16 PM] (EGB) Badgerpony: Alone
[5:18:20 PM] (EGB) Badgerpony: Doing squats
[5:18:38 PM] (EGB) Badgerpony: She goes down, the shorts rip open in the bottom
[5:19:03 PM] (EGB) Badgerpony: She pulls up, admits she has a crush on you and that she's horny as hell just from proximity
[5:19:05 PM] (EGB) Badgerpony: What do you do?
[5:19:46 PM] RimmyJuss: Thank her for the great time you had with her being your training partner, but excuse yourself because you don´t swing that way and leave
[5:20:42 PM] Sombry:
On 10/20/13, at 4:19 PM, Acorez wrote:
> Thank her for the great time you had with her being your training partner, but excuse yourself because you don´t swing that way and leave
the only viable answer
[5:20:53 PM] Sombry: fucking ponies is gross
[5:28:28 PM] RimmyJuss: Well Badger
[5:28:34 PM] RimmyJuss: What would your ass choose
[5:29:15 PM] (EGB) Badgerpony: Well
[5:29:19 PM] (EGB) Badgerpony: Depends
[5:29:33 PM] (EGB) Badgerpony: If I was a human, I'd probably be like "dinner and a movie first"?
[5:29:37 PM] (EGB) Badgerpony: But if I was pony
[5:29:52 PM] (EGB) Badgerpony: The bench becomes an attractive option
[5:30:30 PM] RimmyJuss: You want to eat hay and watch super 8 movies before giving her a simple reply?
[5:31:08 PM] Crimson Star: No one's gonna be honest with themselves?
[5:31:13 PM] Crimson Star: Eh, I'd fuck it.
[5:32:01 PM] Crimson Star: Might as well break through your veil of lies with a truth.
[5:32:09 PM | Edited 5:32:22 PM] RimmyJuss:
[5:31 PM] Crimson Star:
<<< No one's gonna be honest with themselves?
[5:29 PM] (EGB) Badgerpony:
<<< The bench becomes an attractive option
>because he implied lying down first and digest what she just said
[5:32:41 PM] Crimson Star: I thought he meant he was gonna fuck the bench.
[5:34:01 PM | Edited 5:34:12 PM] Crimson Star: Which of course means that he was just satirically refusing, as I've seen alot of people do.
[5:34:24 PM] (EGB) Badgerpony: Okay
[5:34:30 PM] (EGB) Badgerpony: What if it was humanized?
[5:34:46 PM] Crimson Star: Wait, are we talking about the bench, still?
[5:34:55 PM] (EGB) Badgerpony: No
[5:34:56 PM] (EGB) Badgerpony: Dash
[5:35:00 PM] (EGB) Badgerpony: Ripped bike shorts
[5:35:07 PM] Crimson Star: Still fuck it.
[5:35:09 PM] (EGB) Badgerpony: Got the hots for you
[5:35:16 PM] (EGB) Badgerpony: The bench?\
[5:35:20 PM] Crimson Star: No, Dash.
[5:35:53 PM] Sombry: you're talking about fucking horses
[5:36:15 PM | Edited 5:36:20 PM] Crimson Star: To be fair, I thought he was talking about fucking benches.
[5:37:53 PM] RimmyJuss: I think I could reuse my answer from before
[5:38:13 PM] Crimson Star: What if it was the bench?
[5:38:26 PM] *** Sombry has changed the conversation topic to "benchfuckers" ***
[5:38:30 PM] (EGB) Badgerpony: What's the bench like?
[5:38:34 PM] (EGB) Badgerpony: Personality wise?
[5:39:20 PM] Crimson Star: Well, it's silent, and will support you when you need it, and it's a great help when you're working out.
[5:39:20 PM] Sombry: supportive
[5:40:01 PM] Crimson Star: It never says much, but will always help, and asks for nothing in return.
[5:40:30 PM] RimmyJuss: Sounds fucking awful and like a pain in the butt
11/10 would fuck and get fucked by