TMI Tuesday! A day late... · 5:11pm Jul 17th, 2013
Alright, thank you, one and all, for sending in your questions. I answered every. Last. One. I was right, though. It seems that no one wants to know about me after all. I like you guys, but you can really be lame sometimes.
These questions are sent in by MOAKStryker. So join me, as we delve into the mind of a pent up, frustrated teenage virgin.
1) Are you awesome? 2) Am I awesome?
Awesomeness is subjective. What is awesome to you? My definition of awesome can be totally different from your definition.
3) If your canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the Moon?
That depends on the height of the tree. The answer can be anywhere from potato to Fluttershy's Unmentionables.
Of course, it doesn’t matter, because footballs don’t have feathers.
4) Bacon? Bacon bacon bacon?
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̸̨̨̠̼̜͔̲̼̠̤͙͍̗̩̊ͣ̀̒ͬ͐ͫ̈̓̎̍̍̐̚͝͡
̪̳͈̼̼͛ͧ̂̈́͑̎͋ͤ̎̄́̚͞Ë̶͙̗̮͖̺̬̱̗̫̘̭͚̻͒́ͤ̏ͫ̅̄̔̐͌͂̑̚͘͟͞v̷̢̧̡͕̻̪͖̙̮̙͎̖̭̥͂̊̅ͯ̀ͫ̔͝e̸̙̘͉̯̺͋̑͑ͣ̂ͬ̌ͤ͊ͪͧ̎͊̀́͘͢͞r̴̠͇͚͈̲̺̳̫̗̙̝̱̃ͫ͑̃ͧ͒͂͗̀͜y̵̸͖͙̣͙̮͕̮̣̜̼̳͎̏̿ͭͩ̑̄͠p̴̡̧͎͕̰̬̼̀͐̄ͩ̄ͣ̿ͤ̚͢ͅo̸̧̼̫̺̻̼̲̽ͦ̽̊̄́͝ͅn̵̷̘̲̤͍̲͉͚̭͍̈̂ͯ̋ͧ̏ͪ̅ͧ̃̒̌̃͋̿͂̀̚y̷͈̤͚̞̼̣̰̱̝͚̤̖͎͉̥͛̀̇́ͨ̉̓̀ ̽̉ͤ̒̇̔ͯ́ͫ͂̑̀̚͢͡҉̼̳̖̰̭̟̱̳̘̳̬̣͎̳͖͠ͅļ̥̣͉͕͔̜̰̣͈̦̭͓͊͌̈ͨͪ̍̀̎̏̑ͩ́̕͟͝ö̧̦̹͔̲̻̤̜̰̯̩̰̳́̿̐ͧ̆̊̆͗͌̇̂ͬ̏̒̚v̨̺̗̙̻̮̱̼̫͕̥͕̭̪̦̣̭̍́̐ͥ̑̅̈̓ͭ͘ē͕̮̬̦̞̽̆̍̏ͭ͊ͪ͋ͨ͜š̶̞͇̮͎̼̮͎͍̼̝̻̍̆̓̾̒̉̓̆̔̆ͨ́̚ͅ ̷̴̡͇̝̖̱̟̮̹̥͈͙̥̘̘͙͍̰̒̈ͪͩ̇͐̒͛ͫ̽͝a̴̢̤͕̦̯̰̝̔͌ͧ̈́̀͊ͥ͜ ̸̭̱̯̲ͥ̓̊̓͆͢͝s̵̊ͨ̍ͨ̊̋́ͦ̄͗̂͆͌̎̿̾͏͎̫͉̟͉̯̪̖̗͔̘̼̟͕m̷̵̢̞̲̘̰͇̞͍͕̺̰̦̌̐̈́ͦ̓a̵̢͕̪̪̦̲̫̗͙̹͓̦͔͛ͤ̌̽ͣ̀͢r̸̨̤̯̹͇̭̗̫̺̘͎̼̝̫̱̤͓̥͊͌͗ͭ̊͌ͅt̢͈̯͔͓ͧ̃̿́̽̔͆̓ͧ̚ą̴̰̜͍͎̯͕̜̹̫̘̈́̓̊̈́̍̃̓ͭ̀ͩ͌ͪ̏̈́ͣ͛̋̈̀͜ͅş̞͈̣̖̮̫͕̹̗͇͔̤̱̰̖͎̭͇͓̿͊́̓̓̉̂̏̀̚s̵̹̭̩̹̘̘͖̣͇̘͓͈͔̠̻͗ͮͮ̈́̑͑͊ͫͯ̈̔͗ͣ́̋̄́ͅ.̛̞̜̜̱͎̮̩̫̝̭̥̣̼̻͈͎̠̐ͧ̀̏
Next, we have the Chong to my Cheech, GeodesicDragon. We aren’t baked yet. After all, we’re not working on A Season of Terror right now.
1. What made you become a fan of MLP?
To be honest, I was trying to ignore it at first. I didn't want to watch it, but I bore no ill will towards Bronies. I just thought it was another fad. But after watching a video on it, Know Your Meme, I decided to watch the first two episodes. I will try to emulate my exact reaction when I watched the first ten minutes.
“Alright, let’s see what all the fuss is abouOH MY GOD THIS IS EPIC!”
2. You now work for Hasbro, and can do anything you want with the show. What do you do and why?
I’d make the inevitable “mane six go to the beach” episode a reality.
Though, I’d also get an episode where they act out the Rocky Horror Picture Show, if only because Dad wants it.
3. Do you own any pony merch?
A little bit.
4. What's the best thing you've seen MLP crossed over with?
Warhammer 40k. This story is so good, I have accepted it as headcanon.
5. What was possessing you when you offered to become my co-author?
The fact that I really wanted to see the completed story.
I really liked it, and when I saw you were on hiatus, I got a sad. I went back to read the story, and noted what I thought it was lacking. I asked myself, “Self? If this were your story, what would you do at this point?” Then I got the idea to introduce a new character. But I didn’t want to completely take it over. I knew that you wanted to finish it. That’s why I offered to become your co-author.
Next up, we have the pirate known as “Chessboard_Jack!”
CJ: I’m not a pirate!
Me: Keep a hand on your wallets, ladies and gentlemen!
CJ: But I’m not a pirate!
Me: Anyway, pegleg asks...
1: What is your favorite movie?
That’s simple. Raiders of the Lost Ark. It was my inspiration for To Test is Science!.
2: What is your favorite Tv Show?
Uhh, let’s see...it’s normally seen as girly, I write fanfics about it all the time, and I’m currently posting to a site that has it as the main topic. God, it’s on the tip of my tongue, but I can’t quite remember the title...
3: Favorite character from of all time? From anything.
4: Favorite Genre?
Baked potato.
This next set of questions come from Seven81493. He only asked three? Ohh, I get it! I’m not that interesting, am I?! Way to make me feel good about myself, man!
1. Do you have any favorite moments from the Geoverse?
Actually, Geo writes all my favorite moments. My absolute favorite came from Prisoner of Love, when John came back on bended knee to apologize to Applejack by giving her the deed to the farm. I loved that.
2. Do you have any fantasies that you'd like to live out (be them sexual or otherwise)?
Yes.
3. You have to have sex with a pony other than Pinkie Pie (or any variation of her). Who?
I’d settle for Vinyl Scratch, Princess Celestia, Lyra Heartstrings, or a legal age Sweetie Belle. Emphasis on legal age. And they’d be in no particular order.
Come to think of it, most of my favorite mares are unicorns. I guess I just like magical girls.
Next on the list,
is Shadowmist.
He can’t be serious,
So here’s the gist.
1)A shaved llama is staring at you intently in your room first thing in the morning while romantic music plays on the background. what do you do?
2)What is your favorite philosophical quote?
“Honor has killed a thousand warriors. It has never saved a single one.”
~ Anonymous
3)How did you become a fan of Doctor Who?
My parents were fans of the fourth Doctor.
4)If you could be any animal what would it be?
5)What is your view on the future of are world?
*our
If your grammar is any indication, bleak. Very bleak.
Finally, we have Listener, who doesn’t listen too well. I said five questions, man! I understand if you can’t fill all five slots, but jeez! I had to break one question into two just to extend this Q&A a little!
1. Umm. Question?
Answer.
2. Why Ponies? Out of all the medium that you could use creativly, why ponies?
*creatively
Why not use ponies? They’re so easy to work with. Their world is drastically different from ours, giving imagination a lot of breathing room. There are few set rules, and a story set in Equestria over on our world has the advantage of a better suspension of disbelief. As such, the world is very flexible, and with compelling and sympathetic preset characters, I’d be a fool not to write about them.
And that wraps up my Q&A. Hope you all had fun! Keep sending in those questions, and I’ll see you next Tuesday!
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Is it My little Horsey?
Pent up and frustrated, no. Teenage, yes. That last one, my reaction is: ...You jerk...
I was asking random questions.Everyone gets random questions. Except for Geo's latest Q&A thing, where I was actually semi-serious.
Also, I can see you like the Joker.