Follow this guy. Do it. Right fucking now. I ain't joking. Do it.

http://www.fimfiction.net/user/Tainted+Ink

Here be the very death of boredom...the facilitator of drug-addled dialogue. A god among men.

Well...I had an interesting conversation with a random author on this site earlier today. Here it is:

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/206299/what-do-ponies-call-stockholm-syndrome#comment/4760519

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New chapter for Fractures, guys. The story's getting so big, that I'm going to have to split it up into three books. First book is the one I'm on now. It'll mostly deal with character development and foreshadowing and whatnot. No point inserting characters in perilous scenarios, when you could give a fuck less about them. Ergo...development. Stuff will start happening soon. I promise.

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Added two new chapters to the story finally. Almost all the introductory stuff and character development shit is out of the way. I promise...interesting things will actually begin happening soon.

P.S. Rainbow's occasional bouts of girliness and constant fawning over Mac has a place and purpose. Trust me. Give it time.

Well...I've got writer's block, guys. Fanfiction writer's block...heh...as though writing a fanfiction in itself wasn't inherently futile enough already, having one's neurons systematically collapse in on themselves as would dying stars really seems to exacerbate this futility to the point of becoming a veritable fuck-wagon of burning Mad Max tires, used heroin needles, and bonedust in terms of literary ideation. I'm trying my damndest to finish up this chapter (with some help

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Howdy, gang. Now before you go all "Who the fuck is this no-name, blowhard asshat, and why the fuck should I care? *exits browser*", just hear a nigga' out, 'kay? This is going to be a rather unorthodox post...in what may seem an already veritable ocean of unorthodoxy. Well, I plan on adding to The Weird, seeing as to how I seem to suffer from the come-and-go delusion that people find what I have to say universally interesting...that is...if one

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A septic Earth where flowers die. A Sky where the Sun is blotted out by the Void.

Earth and Sky my cradle, Earth and Sky my tomb.

Ad vacuum, motherfuckers.

Fractures update...oh, boy. Witness the face of a man who possesses an unparalleled vigor and enthusiasm:

https://www.dropbox.com/s/ky1sj2ytgyynz8o/out_07.jpg

You can practically smell my enthusiasm.

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Throughout the history of mankind, great men and women have asked great questions...some of an existential or philosophical nature...some of a personal nature...some of a religious or even cosmic nature. Here are among some of the most profound questions asked that have seemingly stressed the very fabric of our collective comprehension as a species in their sheer profundity:

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