Welcome to this amorphous void that contains stories and comments of an indeterminate value. It's not all that pleasant here, really. I'd leave if I were you. This is the ass-end of literature.
Here is some timeless wisdom for all you fine people...all three of you...the three of you in that crack den in Detroit. You should be ashamed by the way. Cocaine is expensive, motherfuckers:
Ask me your reductionist, fucking questions, and I'll answer them with the utmost candor I can muster. In return, I'll ask you all a question that you must answer sincerely as well. Quid pro quo, nigras. All questions/answers are permitted.
Requiem aeternam dona eis, Domine: et lux perpetua luceat eis. Te decet hymnus Deus in Sion, et tibi reddetur votum in Ierusalem:
Well, The Parasprite made a blog post asking her followers to give her an idea for a character a while back. Predictably, the majority of the commenters on her blog came up with the most hackneyed, saccharine ordure one could ever imagine. To counter this, The Sexy Assistant and I both came up with our own characters. She posted this:
Howdy there, six people in Indonesia who actually follow me and very well may be pedophiles. How are you today? I'm doing shitty, myself, thanks. Regardless, I'll be taking a break from writing due to time constraints with work, upcoming college courses, what-have-you...but I have here...in my hands...a Youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEWoVPwP8eWQ_XzPqfdW5LQ
Hey, guys. I got into an impromptu dialogue with a couple of gentlemen discussing morality. I strongly recommend that you follow this guy, if you like high-minded garbo like this: http://www.fimfiction.net/user/D+G+D+Davidson The guy's an archaeologist and a real smart feller, regardless as to whether you agree with him or not. Definitely worth a follow.