Here is some timeless wisdom for all you fine people...all three of you...the three of you in that crack den in Detroit. You should be ashamed by the way. Cocaine is expensive, motherfuckers:

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Ask me your reductionist, fucking questions, and I'll answer them with the utmost candor I can muster. In return, I'll ask you all a question that you must answer sincerely as well. Quid pro quo, nigras. All questions/answers are permitted.

Requiem aeternam dona eis, Domine:
et lux perpetua luceat eis.
Te decet hymnus Deus in Sion,
et tibi reddetur votum in Ierusalem:
exaudi orationem meam,
ad te omnis caro veniet.
Requiem aeternam dona eis, Domine:

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Well, The Parasprite made a blog post asking her followers to give her an idea for a character a while back. Predictably, the majority of the commenters on her blog came up with the most hackneyed, saccharine ordure one could ever imagine. To counter this, The Sexy Assistant and I both came up with our own characters. She posted this:

Name: Scented Leaf
Gender: Female
Race: Unicorn
Item: A sealed plastic bag of sugar.
Age: 20 (Didn't know age was a thing)

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Howdy there, six people in Indonesia who actually follow me and very well may be pedophiles. How are you today? I'm doing shitty, myself, thanks. Regardless, I'll be taking a break from writing due to time constraints with work, upcoming college courses, what-have-you...but I have here...in my hands...a Youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEWoVPwP8eWQ_XzPqfdW5LQ

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Hey, guys. I got into an impromptu dialogue with a couple of gentlemen discussing morality. I strongly recommend that you follow this guy, if you like high-minded garbo like this: http://www.fimfiction.net/user/D+G+D+Davidson The guy's an archaeologist and a real smart feller, regardless as to whether you agree with him or not. Definitely worth a follow.

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Regidar and I had a pseudo-chat a little while ago. He was less than impressed with my godly presence and lovably roguish wit. Pity. He had no idea...no idea how skilled I am with Microsoft Paint:

Uncanny. You can hardly even tell the difference. I am clearly the best at everything in life. *drinks brake fluid*

Hey, gang. Seeing as to how I just got off work and am completely wired right now, I can't get to sleep just yet. Ergo...I'm currently in that vacillating purgatory of uncertainty as to whether or not I should attempt to tell what a far less picky man would deem a "joke." Okay. I decided. Yawl kin trei sukken on thiss, mei Knee-Grows:

What name would you give a gay bar that exclusively serves a clientele comprised solely of ice cream vendors and milk delivery men?

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Hey, buttholes. Alla' y'all's go and follow this girl right here:
http://www.fimfiction.net/user/Blue_Storm
And follow KarmaDash, too, if you haven't already.

............Your God has spoken..............

Hiya', guys! Who wants to know what I did last night? Nobody? Well, too bad! I'm telling you anyway! I got off work and logged on the site an hour ago to find a blog post linking to a chat room. When I got in there, everybody had already left. So...of course, I decided that this was the perfect opportunity to exercise my right to the freedom of expression to an utterly lamentable degree....by saying whatever errant delusion came to mind. The results were less than compelling. And here

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Well...I'm well aware the arbitrary, daily tediums of one's life are hardly interesting, but I believe this will rouse anyone who loves animals...or bunnies, specifically. The woods by my apartment complex are chock-full of itty, bitty, brown bunny rabbits. On my way back from the curb store (this was literally about 20-30 minutes ago) from whence I procured a carton of Reds and a bottle of vodka, I encountered one of the poor, little creatures. Violently. The little guy ran right

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