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510 weeks
Sagacious Ordure #2: A Handful Of Errant Musings That Only Serve To Further Cement My Delusional Inanity

Here is some timeless wisdom for all you fine people...all three of you...the three of you in that crack den in Detroit. You should be ashamed by the way. Cocaine is expensive, motherfuckers:
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511 weeks
Unfettered Q&A: Ask Honest Questions, And Get Rude, Mean-Spirited Answers

Ask me your reductionist, fucking questions, and I'll answer them with the utmost candor I can muster. In return, I'll ask you all a question that you must answer sincerely as well. Quid pro quo, nigras. All questions/answers are permitted.
Requiem aeternam dona eis, Domine:
et lux perpetua luceat eis.
Te decet hymnus Deus in Sion,
et tibi reddetur votum in Ierusalem:
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512 weeks
DickButt: The Patriarch Of Freedom Who Rummages Through Medical Waste

Well, The Parasprite made a blog post asking her followers to give her an idea for a character a while back. Predictably, the majority of the commenters on her blog came up with the most hackneyed, saccharine ordure one could ever imagine. To counter this, The Sexy Assistant and I both came up with our own characters. She posted this:
Name: Scented Leaf
Gender: Female
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512 weeks
Jewtube: Here Be The Hassidic Keepers Of The Flame

Howdy there, six people in Indonesia who actually follow me and very well may be pedophiles. How are you today? I'm doing shitty, myself, thanks. Regardless, I'll be taking a break from writing due to time constraints with work, upcoming college courses, what-have-you...but I have here...in my hands...a Youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEWoVPwP8eWQ_XzPqfdW5LQ
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512 weeks
Sagacious Ordure #1: The Relativity Of Good And Evil

Hey, guys. I got into an impromptu dialogue with a couple of gentlemen discussing morality. I strongly recommend that you follow this guy, if you like high-minded garbo like this: http://www.fimfiction.net/user/D+G+D+Davidson The guy's an archaeologist and a real smart feller, regardless as to whether you agree with him or not. Definitely worth a follow.
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Jun

15th

2014

Fractures Update · 4:16am Jun 15th, 2014

Fractures update...oh, boy. Witness the face of a man who possesses an unparalleled vigor and enthusiasm:

https://www.dropbox.com/s/ky1sj2ytgyynz8o/out_07.jpg

You can practically smell my enthusiasm.

Anyway, I've been a bit busy with work as of late, so I've little time to update the story. I haven't abandoned it for the side story about Spike or anything. Still working on it. I'll get the next chapter out as soon as I'm able...[translation]...whenever I fucking feel like it... Just bear with me, four people who read the story. Don't mob me all at once. Wow. I feel like a rockstar. Or a Neanderthal-looking Power Ranger. Or a whimsical fairy princess. *sprinkles fairy dust/PCP*

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