All Hail The Uncontested "Saint Of Taint" · 10:02pm Aug 3rd, 2014
Follow this guy. Do it. Right fucking now. I ain't joking. Do it.
http://www.fimfiction.net/user/Tainted+Ink
Here be the very death of boredom...the facilitator of drug-addled dialogue. A god among men.
Didn't you already make this blog before?
2340992
Nah, baby girl. This is a new call to arms for Ole' Tainty. Or Inky. Whichever. You're already following him, so don't worry about it. *pets you*
2340999
*Rubs my head back against your hand.* Ah, okie daddy.
2341038
I'm...I'm your "daddy?" Really?! Oh. O-Okay. Cool...whatever...I-I'm totally not about to cry or nothin'...
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Well... It's just that you're older than me by quite a bit of time so...
2341207
Hey, that's cool. I ain't a pedo or nothin'. Already been to the brig once, don't want to try the civvy version. No, thank you. Of course, I'll be your Internet daddy...man...that still sounds...fuckin' weird. Anyway, how old are you?
2341228
I'm not that young, I recently turned 19.
2346876
Well...shit...I'm 25. You're too old to be my Internet daughter now. Must you do everything within your power to deny me your company in my final hours?! You want me to die alone don't you?! Huh?!
Nah. We cool, lil' nigga'.
2347765
*tenty sad* I have alot of internet brothers already, I do not need more...
2347765
wait, lol... I'm a lil' nigga'
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2351378
Das right, lil' nigga'. We cool. And if I can't be your Internet father or brother, then what the hell am I? Internet weirdo? Internet yeti?