Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Tallest of all the bronies! Maybe. Socal resident that likes ponies, war related things, and the use of the word saucy. Feel free to drop a line or whatever. I love to talk with people. Brony on!

Completely mad, balding superhero :D

My stories are converted from greentext, so take that into account. Also all my characters name's are Anon. It's an /mlp/ thing.