Zoot and Janice are two Muppets. The Muppets got me into ponies. The ponies made me a brony. Being a brony made me find this site. I now reside here as Zootxjanice, and we're done.

I'm British. I write crossovers with that horse show you people like. That's about it.

Who let the dogs out?

I write pony words that people seem to like. I also review fics and draw purty pictures, apperently. I'm an older fan of MLP, so expect a lot of 80's references.

I ask only that you would forgive me, should I ever truly go hollow, that you would not hate me for falling asunder to the insanity.