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Jordan179


I'm a long time science fiction and animation fan who stumbled into My Little Pony fandom and got caught -- I guess I'm a Brony Forever now.

Mar
23rd
2020

Rage Review: Resist and Bite (Chapter 7) · 6:14am Mar 23rd, 2020

Chapter 7: Against the police

YEAH!!! Woo-hoo!!! Down with the police! Anarchy! An-ar-CHEE!!!! :flutterrage:

Oh no, wait, Charlie and LD are going to fight the Chinese military police. Well, that's even cooler!

And I'm not really an anti-police anarchist, so it makes logical sense.

Charlie was defending the petrified Luster Dawn from the four police units by stepping in front of her. And one of the police shook his head from his move.

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Mar
23rd
2020

Rage Review: Resist and Bite (Chapter 6) · 5:18am Mar 23rd, 2020

Chapter 6: Heading to the Kirin village

In the very first paragraph of Chapter 6, we learn the following:

In Canterlot. Twilight Sparkle and her friends have been captured and arrested by the invaders in green suits and black chest armor. And they are now being lead to the throne room by three of them, and they were carrying the same brutal black metal weapons.

Okay.

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Mar
22nd
2020

Rage Review: Resist and Bite (Chapter 5) · 5:30am Mar 22nd, 2020

Chapter 5: Questions

So now Charlie is an Alicorn.

"Ahh! My height! What happened to my height?!" Charlie panicked.

"What do you mean? What's wrong?" Luster Dawn asked with a perplexed expression.

"What's wrong?" Charlie grumbled loud enough for her to hear, then he looked at her and said "What is wrong is that I used to be one-hundred and eighty-two centimetres tall but now! I am now the height of a human child!"

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Mar
22nd
2020

Rage Review: Resist and Bite (Chapter 4) · 2:17am Mar 22nd, 2020

Chapter 4: A traumatizing transformation

Aaah! The "trauma" has reached the chapter titles! It's going to break the Fourth Wall and possess our brains!!! :pinkiegasp:

Charlie Lam was walking towards the exit of Ponyville to the forest ...

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Mar
21st
2020

Rage Review, Resist and Bite (Chapter 3) · 12:25pm Mar 21st, 2020

Chapter 3: Arrival and meeting the ruler

Charlie appears in the Everfree Forest near Ponyville, because I'm guessing this is where the Chinese teleporter was focused.

"Whoa, what is this place?" Charlie said with wide eyes. After that, he began to approach the large gate. And once he got there, Charlie saw a devastated town which traumatized him.

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Mar
21st
2020

Rage Review: Resist and Bite (Chapters 1-2) · 10:58am Mar 21st, 2020

Chapter 1: Life of a M.I.T. Student

So we meet young Charlie Lam, conveniently 18 years old (to let Author write love scenes, I guess, and oh dear the story is flagged "Mature" and "Romance" so there may be Deep Hurting coming up!). He lives in Castle Hill, Australia.

Charlie's alarm wakes him and he says

"Alright, time to instigate the day."

You go right on and provoke this day into a fight, Charlie my lad!

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Mar
21st
2020

Rage Review: Resist and Bite (Prologue) · 8:39am Mar 21st, 2020

Introduction: This, um, unique gem of a fanfic came to my attention in a thread on another site, and has nothing to do with the actual Rage Reviews group. The story itself is available here.


Description:

After the final song of My Little Pony friendship is magic, ...

A curious basis for a chronology, but okay ...

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Mar
20th
2020

Canon Mane Six Pairs as of "The Last Problem" · 7:43am Mar 20th, 2020

In the finale you have the following Mane Six pairs:

(1) Applejack x Rainbow Dash: Not made explicit for obvious reasons, but they're clearly living together, and bickering like an old married couple. The interesting thing is that the more-femme AJ is more likely to be full-on lesbian and the more-butch Dashie bisexual, given that AJ's never had a crush on any male character but Dashie once had a crush on Soarin'.

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Mar
20th
2020

Equestrian Culture, Acceptance of Humans, and the Equestria Girls World · 7:25am Mar 20th, 2020

This set of three linked opinions comes from someone who wondered how humans would be treated by Equestrians if they wound up in Equestria, whether they'd be accepted, and whether the canonicity of the Equestria Girls world would make a difference.

(1) Equestrian Culture

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Mar
20th
2020

Why Sunset Shimmer Never Got Back Together With Flash Sentry · 6:33am Mar 20th, 2020

What I assume, based in part on the three photos of Sunset winning the Crown, is that the Sunset Shimmer who first came to the Humanoidverse was a much nicer person than the Sunset Shimmer we meet in the first Equestria Girls movie. Originally, she mostly manipulated others in what she considered was self-defense, considering that she had found herself in a society of (by Equestrian standards) cruel carnivorous ape-things.

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