I am but a simple merchant that hides in plain sight, and yet I protect those who shall never know or see me. I now fight to fix my wrongdoings with the two friends I cherish most off all..
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
I am approximately 3 seconds away from wreaking havoc on my undergarments.
My name used to be Gylden Glør, but I got sick of typing the ø in.