...You need a lawyer.

Don't misunderstand. I have no issue with lawyers in general. Back when I was in uniform and spending my days in traffic court, I actually got along better with most of the defense bar than I did with the assistant County Attorneys. They serve an absolutely vital role, and I'm glad they're around.

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Y'all might want to take a look at something I stumbled across a little over a month ago... A Mare's Search for Meaning, by Silent Shade

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This particular notion owes quite a lot to Shinzakura's All-American Girl Universe andTotallynotabrony's Battleships Universe.

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... If you're a rent-a-cop in meatspace, please don't get into a dick-measuring contest with the chief of security at my off-duty gig.

It won't end well.

I think I've said elsewhere that I've no great chops as a writer (I think I actually said that I couldn't write a story to save my life). Still, a fella can't help but toy with the notion. This one germinated from an overexposure to HiE fics where Anon gets busy with the ponies, plus a semi-aborted story idea about a trio of old school members of F&SF fandom self-inserts who get drafted to save the day from an invasion of the bottom 2%. (Heh, don't ask; even with making a deliberate effort to

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... A story consultant?

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