We're going to build an exact copy of Ponyville... right over there! We've got less than a minute!

This is fiction. But it is based...

Convention vendor, compulsive writer. I have a Patreon for monthly bills and a KoFi for tips.

Particle Physics and Pony Fiction Experimentalist

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

No longer relevant.

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

Nothing real can be threatened. Nothing unreal exists.

"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

Nanolathing stories, one letter at a time.

Stay awhile, and listen.

80% Sarcasm, 10% Sex Jokes and 10% Unknown Materials...

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

The world's greatest... eh... I'll get to it later.

Knows the lyrics to "Bron-yr-Aur".

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran