The human girls, Pinkie Pie Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, and Flutteryshy have all gone on to graduate high school, with close bonds between them after the night of the Fall Formal where princess Twilight Sparkle opened their eyes to new and beautiful things.

But life marches on, and as it does two men, Max and Johnny, have decided to cut ties from their current city, sell everything and move to their old home [REDACTED]-ville as rich men. They meet up with Max's cousin Flash Sentry and befriend the human mane six. Both groups may leave out some key details about their past but they are confident about the future. The past was put to rest. But life isn't predictable. This story will have romance, highs, lows, scenes of violence (but since it's human you are likely more used to it), and the occasional abuse of either drugs or alcohol. You can't live the high life without a little lowlife fun in the mix. Consider this you slice of life of your favorite characters, with a little human complexity.

This is the story of war hero from the Earth (Jude) realm gets zapped to Equestria in the middle of a war he was fighting. He now is at the whim of a very mad author and narrator as well as the reality that he now must exist here being a non-Brony... or knowledgable of this places existence at all. Watch as he makes friends! Enemies! Weapons! Weapons that fail! A new home! A new life! A life that he regrets!

And if you wish! Click the links in the stories to interact as well and hear the music that inspired the scene.
But be aware that some of this will be gory, sex related, and contain vulgar language. But it will be entertaining and not the extremes of any of those things. Now read! READ YOU FOOL!

READ IT, You... might regret it. Or you might not, it is the story of the OC I just made up (AKA renamed from my friends OC he let me use) that we (the narrator and author) will torture without end.