//------------------------------// // Welcome To Equestria! Chapter 1 // Story: Hey Jude... // by IHateFanficUnlessItPays //------------------------------// This is the really long first chapter so bear with me readers. Interior: Earth Realm: Milky way Galaxy: Theta Sector: 1st Fleet: Flagship: Observation deck: (GET ON WITH IT!) The captain of the ship was standing at his personal command station on the observation deck. His name is Gerald Russman, or as he calls himself, Greg. He is the commander of a special peace keeping army and empire that acts as a bridge between two galaxies. One being where humans in the era of the UNSC live, and the other where he New Republic calls home. Yes there are Star Wars and Halo crossovers in this, so lets leave it at that. The captain, Greg, begins to speak with his commander who is up their with him. “Hey, English, I think Jude is a good name for me. Considering nobody, not even me like my name Gerald.” “I think that’s a splendid idea sir! I actually really like that name!” WHAT! DID HE JUST… ugh. Ok so he wants to do it the hard way huh? Fine your name is Jude… But just wait for (oh can we get on with the story please?) Fine. English was an Elite (or Sanghelli to be proper), and alien species from Sanghelios. While they used to fight humans years ago in a galactic conflict, they were now welcomed in Jude’s military and English was often considered second in command of the whole army. “Sir, the rest of the fleet has just pinged in as ready to move forward with the attack.” English, got his name from his human friends, as he spoke with a very noticeable British accent and usually had a cheery disposition when not fighting on the battlefield. Though no one thinks he has ever actually set foot in England in his life, so the accent is a complete mystery to them. “Alright, I’m powering up our slip space drives to fire out and create the portal. I want all ships to hyperspace INTO the portal, it’ll send us tearing through space so we can beat the enemy to Risendal.” Jude said commandingly. Jude on the other hand was not necessarily human either. He was a Jedi that escaped the onslaught when the evil Empire came to power under the Emperor and Darth Vader many years ago. He and a few others have since lived in exile, though they built a grand city on Earth and eventually formed an empire to bridge the gap between these two galaxies; it came at a great cost. Jude considers himself a neutral Jedi, a very rare thing he said he created himself. A Jedi does increase some of his force power through emotion though this is a surefire way to become corrupted. He offsets this by becoming a fighter in the name of the Jedi code and peace while shouldering the burden of killing and war fighting, thus becoming a incredibly powerful force, a neutral Jedi, the will required is inhumanly high. Though seeing as the Jedi order has not truly been set up in the Milky Way galaxy, he mostly just sees himself as just a leader who happens to have great powers and applies the Jedi code more as morals than a set of rules. NOW, that that’s out of the way! Jude’s warpath to stop an evil invasion is about to take the absolutely wildest detour ever. You readers should be proud that I haven’t broken the Fourth Wall down yet! - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Exterior: Equestrian Realm: Equestira: Pon- (SERIOUSLY GET ON WITH IT!) In Equestria, several familiar ponies were milling about at a picnic. Rainbow Dash seemed incredibly bored lying on her back, wings lazily extended. Recognizing this Twilight spoke up. “Hey Dash, what’s wrong? You seem extra bored today.” “Oh it’s nothing, except… can’t we ever do something fun and adventurous anymore?” “Well waddaya have in mind Dash?” Applejack said chiming in. “Like something like the good ‘ol days when we took on dragons, timberwolves, and an army of changelings!” Rainbow said immediately flipping over taking off and hovering in the air above them. She then proceeded to do mid air boxing moves to drive the point home. “Ok Ok we get it Rainbow” Twilight said nearly chuckling. “But we have a got a lot of stuff to do now that we are the permanent guardians of the Elements of Harmony and I’m a princess.” “I get that but seriously we can’t find ANYTHING to do other than relax?!” “Darling I thought you were loving the relaxation after all these other incidents, I mean you couldn’t have enjoyed being tired out an nearly turned into a stew by Fluttershy’s animals last month, my word do you know what that steam does to your coat”, Rarity said, causing everyone to give her a comical look and AJ to playfully roll her eyes. “Yeah well a month to you is like a year to me! For the love of Celestia I want to do something fun! I mean I sometimes fanaticize about meeting exotic and possibly dangerous ponies, or even if they somehow came here to meet us!” - - - - - Right on queue Jude went “I feel a disturbance… in the force” in almost Shatner-ian. “What’s wrong sir?!” “Something feels like something is going to go horribly wrong… and I do not think I am going to like it.” “I know how you get in a bind you are not prepared for, but we are prepared for this, and besides even in unforeseen combat you handle yourself fine… it’s something else isn’t it…” “Yes, but the likely hood of this unknown event happening is inconceivably low” Jude said attempting to reassure himself that he was NOT about to be flown away to an alternate dimension that would drain the sanity of a hardened war hero. “OK open up this slip space portal” Jude said with no hint of fear or nerve in his voice, but boy would he be wrong. Suddenly a giant bluish white portal opened in front of the entire fleet and they shot into it at blazing speeds. There was a huge bright flash of light as there always is when a ship enters slip space and the fleet was in the stream. But when English looked over to his right where Jude was, he saw… NOTHING! What a shocker. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ‘Heeeeey Juuude…’ Meet Equestria! “Holy… FUUUUU-!” Jude said because the light from the slip space was oddly hot too. You are in my world now (our world) SHUT UP NARRATOR! YOUR JOB IS MEANINGLESS! Jude woke up in front of a tree, leaning against another tree, only to look around and see more trees, and bushes too. He got up incredibly dazed wondering where he was feeling like he was thrown out of one his dropships. He got up scratching the side of his head, he looked around, seeing as he was in the middle of the forest he couldn’t see and realize that he was in another reality and that there was a town full of ponies not two miles away. But he wasn’t in the clear either. He woke up in the Everfree forest. “What the hell…” he started wandering around the forest and saw some odd moving branches. “Ok… I hit my head… and I have to be having lucid unconscious dreams.” But then the branches came together in what is commonly called a ‘timberwolf’ “What the hell is a timberwolf?!” Oh you can hear me can you? Well that’s a giant wolf that’s made of wood, it’s a bitch to fight, and they keep bringing themselves back to life by well magic. Jude, realizing that he was in grave danger, went into a defensive stance he realized that the armor he was wearing was destroyed and his regular clothes were the only things left and were charred at that. “What, jeez your right… how did I miss… the head thing right.” The wolf lunged right at him and he sidestepped it and used a massive kick right to its head and destroyed it. Without skipping a beat he turned around and gripped the next one in the chest, picked it up and slammed the giant beast onto the ground smashing it too. He was exhausted so he was about to rely on his force powers only to realize that it was causing him to black out. “Uhhh… why… why is the force doing that to me… are you doing this to me you evil voice from my head…” I am just telling it how it is (no that’s my job, and you do have some definite control over his life) No. I can’t do that. Not at all. “YOU WILL BE THE VOICE I THINK OF FROM NOW ON WHEN I THINK OF UNADULTERATED RAGE!” The next wolf lunged forward only to be smashed by something bright and colorful. “What the hell was that…” Rainbow Dash all of sudden appeared before him with the last two timberwolves behind her and, in true fashion, she struck a ‘cool’ pose. She looked over at the other two reared her back hooves and smashed their faces in as they were about to attack. Jude, astonished that he was saved by something weird pony got up to show his full size and looked right at here. But she just did the same and waved her mane about. So instead of facing reality he just reacted with total denial… “Hmm… WHAT THE FU FU FU FU FU FU FU BUCK IS THAT!? AND WHY CAN’T I SAY BUCK!? SHIT!” Ha you here are here in a new realm and I control your fate! TO BE CONTINUED VERY SOON!