Problems for which friendship cannot be the solution do not belong in Equestria.
It's one thing to create/throw already-established characters in a story of some kind. It's another thing to develop those characters, regardless of the situation they're in.
One who fantasizes about what it would be like to live in Equestria.
Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.
TD writes and reviews pony fanfiction, and has a serious RariJack addiction. Send help and/or ponies.