So I caught a cold and spent a day in bed recovering.

Actual file footage of Alsvid in bed.

I'm better now and no longer feel like someone stabbed me in my throat and face.

We're supposed to be getting a snowstorm, so I spent the better part of today outside buying food and supplies. It was difficult because everyone else had also decided to do the same thing, and the stores were packed up with people.

Hey, remember when I said I'd update my blog more frequently and actually start writing again?

So, yeah.

Right now, I identify with Tadashi Daiba from the anime Captain Harlock.

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First, I'd like to apologize to everyone; I suffered from another horrible bout of insanity and was left in a near-catatonic state, barely functioning - just working, sleeping, and not really thinking about anything.

However, I keep my promises. I recognize how close I came to not actually seeing my birthday this year, and how I came within a hair's breadth of dying. I owe my existence to you all.

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I apologize to everyone who was waiting on me, but I was outside all day. I have to leave again in an hour or so to take care of the fleet of trucks in the yard of the business I work for. During this hour, I shall write up a blog post.

I steadfastly promised to update my blog, so here we go.

SWIFT BOOK REVIEW: Anna Takes Charge (Anna and Elsa, Frozen 2017, Disney Books)

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I washed dishes, vaccumed the carpet, did laundry, made food, and acquired some groceries.

While I was at the laundromat, I saw something Yonald Yump or one of his merry band of rogues - I forget which - did that frustrated me so much I was going to discuss it with you guys, but upon returning home at about 1:30 AM EST in the morning, I totally friggin' forgot, I'm sorry.

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It's lovely.

As I posted early in this blog, I have a smaller one on my opposite wall.

I plan on getting more soon.

I apologize for not updating my blog yesterday, but I had caught a slight head cold from wandering around in heavy rain at night and was quite incapable of functioning properly.

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I will use the last page to discuss some new artwork.

http://www.miaminewtimes.com/arts/wax-that-ass-artist-allison-bouganim-wants-to-bring-an-army-of-butts-to-miami-8808470

Link is moderately NSFW as it contains sculpted butts.

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Nothing else happened much after these adventures, and I was able to catch up my writing and whatnot.

Have I showed you my private Pony army yet? It has grown in rank since last time.

I ran out of desk space for them, so I billeted them in a military installation instead and left a small advance guard on my desk.

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Days later my father texted me to let me know he had boarded his return flight on a Jetblue aircraft to return, and instructed me to arrive at 5:00 AM.

I left early and prepared myself, so I was able to drive to JFK International slowly and relax a little.

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