Hello, my little ponies. I have not died. My computer did, or, at least, it did so halfway.

I have worked evil magic upon it in order to bring you this post. I have a smartphone, which could have enabled me to post on this blog during the interim, but typing for any length on an iPhone is tantamount to being physically tortured, for me.

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"Alsvid, politics are for fags. YOU'RE a fag. Buck off."

No, not really. You might as well say reading is for fags, or driving, or, really, any basic component of daily life.

"POLITICS ARE UNRELATED TO LITTLE PONIES."

No, no, no.

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The fic 'A Fistful of Apples contains real-world issues, as I have mentioned. If you are of 'an age' to read the Clop-fics on this website, then you are old enough to remember the Financial Crisis of 2008, the September 11 Attack On The Twin Towers, the Invasion of Iraq/Afghanistan, and so on.

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HIATUS OVER.

Hey, George R. R. Martin gets to wait years between stories.

To those of you who are patiently waiting for the next part in my epic saga, A FISTFUL OF APPLES, please wait a little more! It's a very serious story, and as such, I would like to take my time with it. It deals extensively with real-world issues affecting our society today, and is more or less a commentary on the state of the Real World(TM), using the Humanized Ponies as allegories.

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