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Mar
14th
2017

What happened yesterday. · 12:41am Mar 14th, 2017

So I caught a cold and spent a day in bed recovering.

Actual file footage of Alsvid in bed.

I'm better now and no longer feel like someone stabbed me in my throat and face.

We're supposed to be getting a snowstorm, so I spent the better part of today outside buying food and supplies. It was difficult because everyone else had also decided to do the same thing, and the stores were packed up with people.

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I am, thank you! And a big thanks for keeping an eye on me, too.

Ah yes, I've heard of this snow storm.

Is odd, because here in the UK, we had probably the first nice sunny day of spring today.

Damn that sucks. Hope you're feeling better soon.

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