Intelligence Briefing from the Eastern Front V · · 7:42am Jan 25th, 2017
Nothing else happened much after these adventures, and I was able to catch up my writing and whatnot.
Have I showed you my private Pony army yet? It has grown in rank since last time.
I ran out of desk space for them, so I billeted them in a military installation instead and left a small advance guard on my desk.
This pony is very odd because nobody talks about her. Her name is Ploomette, and according to her introductory card that came with her packaging, she follows her dreams. She has the honor of having her mane and tail be different colors, which is very rare amongst these ponies.
Coincidentally, she was the first pony I bought of the new year and the first one I opened after overdosing. I am sure there is meaning to this and view her as an auspicious messenger. I have therefore decided to also follow my dreams as well.
The Advance Guard on my desk, led by Rainbow Dash the Tough Lesbian Pony. Her companions are my favorites because they have lovely white coats, and one is blonde. She looks exactly like Aryanne and that worries me slightly. Her introductory card claims that she is named Breezie Flora, but I am convinced she is secretly Aryanne. I shall be vigilant around her.
I have an army of these on my desk at work, keeping things tidy and well-protected.
Glad to see that you're doing better.
I see your lovely army and I have this to say.
"Come forth and step lightly ponies. Today is a grand day in which we embark on our first step to taking over the world. Step one is to look adorable so they buy us, step two is to remain adorable so they collect us, step three ... ... ..., step four profit. Does everpony understand?"
"What's step three again?"
"... ... Well step four we profit from all our hard work."
"Yes I get that, but what is step three?"
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Thank you! I bumped into another person who collects them while I was in the city. It seems to be a popular pastime.
I also keep all the cards from the packages so that I have a dossier on them; have you kept yours?
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This pleases me greatly - and I believe it pleases them as well.
4396926 I bet.
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No, I don't bother keeping the cards, I'm only interested in covering my desk with ponies.