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Sporktacles


I love sporks. And I love soup. Those two things unfortunately don't go together very well.

Jul
7th
2016

Rainbow Dash Comes Out to Her Friends · 6:40pm Jul 7th, 2016

Being gay is hard... or maybe not, if you're a talking pony.

EDIT: Gosh, feature box in 38 minutes. Yay!

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Jun
21st
2016

Would like comments on my new story · 12:57pm Jun 21st, 2016

Hi, I'm writing a new multichapter story and have attached the first chapter. It's about a bunch of relatively ordinary ponies who run around having to make sure that the entire MLP universe works the way it is supposed to - the main character is kind of in charge of keeping history working. The fic is mostly centered around Princess Celestia and to a lesser extent Cadance, though largely through the eyes of the relatively minor OC.

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May
5th
2016

Rainbow Dash Wants to Spank the Monkey · 5:21pm May 5th, 2016

Yes she does.

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May
1st
2016

Just watched No Second Prances · 10:48am May 1st, 2016

Never done a blog post that wasn't about a story... but I LOVE THIS EPISODE! Trixie so awesome!

I actually really love Boast Busters, even considering the misfired moral of the story. Besides the obvious awesome introduction to Trixie, I really liked the Ursa and how they got the three most outgoing and combative members of the main cast to try to one-up her - with Pinkie and Fluttershy, being the most tolerant and likely to preach restraint, somehow conspicuously absent.

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Apr
28th
2016

Sunset Shimmer's Amusing Adventure into Pony Princess Perversity · 6:20pm Apr 28th, 2016

New story!

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Apr
8th
2016

Another New Story · 1:02am Apr 8th, 2016

Sunset Shimmer Lends Pinkie Pie the Wrong Thumb Drive

This is easily the filthiest thing I've ever written, and I am appropriately ashamed of myself.

Actually no. Not really.

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Mar
17th
2016

Submitted two new stories. · 7:24am Mar 17th, 2016

SciTwi Asks Sunset Shimmer About Pony Biology

Alicornication

EDIT: Holy snot on a pike, the first one's at the top of the feature box. How is it that both these stories that came from smashing my forehead into my keyboard for a couple hours are getting attention faster than all my other stuff that took ages to write?

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Mar
14th
2016

Looking for opinions on a new story. · 6:51am Mar 14th, 2016

Okay, I've started my first MLP story ever with an OC. Now, when I was writing solely for myself in the past (stories that have never been shown to anyone else), I know that a lot of my main characters were self-inserts and basically Mary Sues. But I want to write a decent OC this time around. I know in the very least that none of the OCs in my new story are self-inserts, but I need an opinion on whether or not the main character, Sickleswich, is too special or sue-ish.

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Mar
10th
2016

New Story · 5:30am Mar 10th, 2016

Wrote a new Equestria Girls story! My first attempt at comedy.

Trixie Trismegistus Subjugates the Demon Queens of Canterlot Castle!

Also, if you haven't read it already, consider checking out They Don't Know Her, another Trixie story I wrote.

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