"Um, Chilly." Lightning Streak started. "I think we are lost."
"First off, I don't want you calling me Chilly. Second, NO DIP! There's like 5 other ways to go!" Wave Chill stressed. "I knew using the air ducts was a bad idea!"
"Hey! It wasn't all my idea!" Lightning Streak defended.
"Oh yes! That's right! IT WAS YOUR IDIOT BROTHERS IDEA TOO!" Wave Chill yelled.
"Fine. Fine. I admit. It was a bad id-." Lightning Streak was cut off by the sound of a large fan turning on.
The two ponies, stray to the situation, started to feel a strong current of wind pulling them backwards.
"CHILLY! WHAT'S HAPPENING?" Lightning Streak asked in a scream.
"I DON'T KNOW, STREAKY!" Wave Chill mocked.
The pull got stronger and stronger until they hurled backwards slamming into a different duct, leading to a different path.
"AAAHHHHH!!! OW! AHHHHH! OW!" Lightning Streak and Wave Chill yelled as they went from hurling through paths, to slamming into sides. Over, and over again.
"NOW IF I'M CORRECT, WE ARE BEING PULLED TOWARDS A FAN BLADE! WE NEED TO GET OUT OF- OWW- THIS PA-AHHHHHH!" Wave Chill tried to finish but they were both too busy screaming in fear and pain.
"OH THAT'S GREAT! WE WILL BE TURNED INTO BLOODY SWISS CHEESE! WHAT WILL OUR BODIES LOOK LIKE AT THE FUNERAL? SWISS CHEESE WITH RED BLOOD LOOKING SAUCE! HOW WONDERFUL!" Lightning screamed in terror.
"DON'T WORRY! I'M SURE WE WILL GET OUT! I HOPE!" Wave Chill wished.
Outside Spitfire's Room
"Those idiots." Spitfire stated.
"What were they even going to try to do?" Rainbow curiously asked.
"Who knows, but they scream like little girls." Spitfire chuckled, earning a giggle from Rainbow.
"Yea. How in Equestria can Soarin and Rapidfire sleep through this?" Rainbow wondered.
"Who knows. But we better go save them before they turn into bloody swiss cheese." Spitfire suggested causing Rainbow to gag at the thought of somepony being sliced up.
Rainbow and Spitfire decided to leave Soarin and Rapidfire be to let them sleep while they saved the two misfits in the air ducts. As they were trotting up the stairs they heard a loud bang and a scream.
"Hehehe..." Rainbow couldn't help but giggle a little.
Spitfire then chuckled when she actually thought about them slamming in the side of the air ducts.
"I wonder if that hurts?" Spitfire sarcastically said as a failed attempt to make a joke.
Two Minutes Later
"Okay, so this is how it's all going to work. We will put this end of the fishing pole in the vent opening and then when they zoom by, they will hopefully grab on." Spitfire explained, while putting the one end of the fishing pole through the vent.
"Where did you get that fr-?" Rainbow was cut off.
"I have no idea." Spitfire replied with a chuckle.
"They should be coming up about any moment now! Stay alert!" Rainbow yelled.
Spitfire nodded her head in agreement as she heard their screaming getting louder. Louder. Louder.
YANK
Once they grabbed the line Spitfire went hurling forward along with them. Rainbow galloped as fast as she could to catch up and grab Spitfire before she was being sliced along with the other two.
"BLADE! BLADE! HELP!" Lightning Streak screamed as his tail was trimmed down to half it's length. "MY TAIL!"
"Hey Gals. NOW'S NOT THE TIME FOR A TEA PARTY! PULL US UP!" Wave Chill yelled.
"Calm down Chilly!" Lightning Streak mocked.
Wave Chill shot Lightning Streak a death glare before saying, "Oh Streaky. SHUT IT BEFORE I SHAVE THE REST OF WHAT'S LEFT OF YOUR TAIL OFF!" Wave Chill threatened.
"Okay Okay. Chill it Chilly. OMG CHILLY'S GOTTA CHILL!" Lightning mocked.
Wave Chill then momentarily let go of the rope, ending with Lightning Streak screaming and getting more of his tail trimmed off.
Lightning then looked at Wave Chill. "Streaky, I told you I would." Wave Chill smiled.
They were then yanked up out of the vent, each receiving a smack to the flank with a wooden spoon.
"OW!" Wave Chill and Lightning Streak both screamed.
"What was that for?" Wave Chill asked.
"For being two idiots." Spitfire smartly answered.
"Where did you even get the spoon?" Lightning Streak asked.
"It was in the lounge." Rainbow gladly replied.
"Where are Soarin and Rapidfire?" Wave Chill asked.
"They are still in bed, surprisingly sleeping, even after you were both body slamming the air ducts." Spitfire mocked.
"Did Rapidfire get his way with you?" Lightning asked, receiving a wooden spoon to the flank when Rainbow realized what he meant.
"Did you get your way with Wave Chill in the air ducts. It really sounded like it. Im surprised the ducts didn't collapse ye-." Rainbow was cut off by a loud creak followed by a bang. "I spoke to soon, didn't I?" Rainbow flatly stated causing the three ponies to laugh out loud on the floor.
"We should go make sure the air duct didn't collapse on Soarin and Rapidfire!" Rainbow suggested.
"No. No! I'm sure they're fine. We would have heard a scream if it did!" Lightning squeaked out.
"Oh Yea! Like the screams that you two made in the air ducts!" Rainbow remarked.
".....YES!" Lightning Streak and Wave Chill both answered causing Rainbow to also start laughing.
"The WonderMares......" Spitfire and Rainbow started.
"Saved the Misfits!" Lightning Streak and Wave Chill ended.
Misfits eh? Wonder how long till someone mentions "We're a couple of misfits"?
2806656
I should rename the chapter: Misfits, Reunite!
Holy HECK!! Chili covered swiss cheese PONIES! Put that scene in a horror film and kids'll have NIGHTMARES!
2807707
That horror movie would totally have 5 stars, or in pony case, 5 mustaches
2807736
Awwww!
2807744
Dear Princess Celestia,
Have you ever turned any of your subjects into bloody swiss cheese
Sincerely, The Cheese Grater
I just had to write this!
2807766
Dear Cheese Grater,
What I do in my spare time is, i'm afraid, only for my sister and I to know. However, If you wish, you can come to my bedchambers, and we shall show you the tradional Canterlot friendship cannon.
~the one who rules, and watches you,
Celestia
2807779
Dear Princess Celestia,
How about I show you my bass cannon! yaaaay
DUN DUN DUUUNNNNN!
Sincerely, The Cheese Grater
2807814
Dear Cheese grater,
Are you really trying to step to me? Cause I have a trump card over you little pony! And it's what gives even Nightmare Moon nightmares!
~Yours truly, Celestia.
2807838
Dear Princess Celestia,
With all due respect, I AIN'T AFRAID OF YOU! YEEEE HAAAWWW! BRING IT ON! (somepony's getting banished to the moon) We apples stick together the pony way
nope
Sincerely, The Cheese Grater!
EEEYUUP, this escalated quickly
2807838
Is what I just wrote a little confusing with the apple family faces and that? I just read it over and realized that it was really random and confusing with the whole applejack thing Sorry about that also about the moon banishing thing. It was totally random
2807870
Dear Cheese Grater,
Aww, how ADORABLE! You actually think that you'd get off that easy, being sent to the moon? By the time I'm done with you, you won't even remember what an apple is! In fact, you'd never want to see another one for the rest. OF. YOUR. LIFE.
~Celestia
P.S. The rest of your family is very intelligent.
I don't mind random, it's part of life!
2807968
Dear Princess Celestia,
How about a battle? Between my bass cannon, and your friendship cannon?
Sincerely, The Cheese Grater.
2810479
Dear Cheese Grater,
Discord shall be the judge, the winner is the one who doesn't end up dying.
~With Love, Celestia
2810815
Dear Princess Celestia,
It shall take place at the Crystal Empire. You better have Luna start digging a hole in the ground.
Sincerely, The Cheese Grater.
2810947
Dear Cheese Grater,
At sunset, bring your game!
~Love Celestia
P.S. WHY PUT ME IN THIS!?!?
2811016
Dear Princess Celestia,
It. Is. So. ON!
Sincerely, The Cheese Grater.
P.S.
I'm gonna have Soarin' dig the hole in the ground if I lose.
I might make a bonus chapter for this story. It's gonna be named wild dreams. Streaky, Chilly, Rainbow, Spitfire, Rapidfire, and Soarin' decide to rest after the air duct rescue and they will all have wacky dreams! Then at the end of the chapter they all wake up like what?
I'm gonna mention your name at the end of the bonus chapter.
2811046
Wha! ME?-ar-wh-uhhhh-HUH?!
She can't wait for the story! And she's absolutely flattered you'd considered that!
And you WILL lose Cheese Grater! YOU. WILL. LOSE!
2811067
Dear Princess Celestia,
Uh, Uh, Boo Boo. The Great and Powerful Cheese Grater never loses!
Sincerely, The Great and Powerful, Cheese Grater.
P.S.
I'm. Going. To. BEAT YOUUU
2811079
Dear Grater,
I'm here at the Crystal castle! Where are you?
WE NEVER SAID YOU CAN COME HERE!
SILENCE! We shall pay for whatever damages!
Auntie, we know how competitive you are...let's just put away the friendship cannon...
Do you both wish to spend your honeymoon on the moon?
.... I'm getting a sodaAnd I'll get the crystal ponies!
I'm waiting NEWB!
~Yours truly, Celestia
I like the colors!
2811103
The honeymoon part was gold!
Dear Princess Celestia,
I see you. . It's time for you to witness *Pulls cloth off object*
MY BASS CANNON!
Sincerely, The Cheese Grater.
P.S.
Good Luck!
2811121
Yay! I's es smart!
Dear Cheese Grater,
And here Is ma, Press royal purple gem on necklace. The ground starts shaking and opens up to reveal a two story high, FRIENDSHIP CANNON!!!
~Celestia
2811142
Dear Princess Celestia,
*throws pokeball, Vinyl Scratch and Octavia appear*. You two, let's make some noise. *start playing music and the bass cannon starts powering up. Bass cannon fully powers and shoots a blue hyper beam with Sim Gretina remixes playing in the background* THIS IS MY BASS CANNON!
Sincerely, The Cheese Grater, with a special guest star of Vinyl Scratch and Octavia.
2811173 Lol on the poekball thing!
Dear Cheese Grater,
OH yeah?! Uses magic to summon the elements of harmony. They shoot their powers into the secret compartment in the back of the cannon. EAT IT!
The cannon fires a spectrum of colors and a real life discord from it.
I have no regrets! SCREW YOU ALL!!
2811249
Dear Princess Celestia,
*A huge explosion is made as each attack meets each other. The possibilities are endless.* Did we all die?
Sincerely, The Cheese Grater.
2811273
Dear Cheese Grater,
Looks at new yellow hooves and brown tail.
No.
2811283
Dear Princess Celestia,
Return, Vinyl and Octavia *Octavia and Vinyl went back in their pokeballs. Throws another pokeball, a Soarin' pops out* Soarin, use your pie cannon!
Sincerely, The Cheese Grater.
2811304
Dear Cheese Grater,
WAIT!!!! Stops Soarin before he could. I'm in somepony ELSE's body!! So how do you know that she's not me!
Your's, probably not, Celestia
2811437
Dear Princess Celestia,
OOOOOHHHH, you're good!
Calling Twilight Sparkle?
Sincerely, The Cheese Grater.
2811663
Dear cheese Grater,
That's why i'm your buckin Princess! And sparkle comes at my call anytime anywhere! What about you?
~sincerely, Celestia
2812302
Dear Princess Celestia,
She comes to me before she goes to you! I'm her BFF!
Sincerely, The Cheese Grater.
2812399
Dear Cheese Grater,
HA! Have you forgotten who became her mother since she got her cutie mark? I bet you 50 bits that she'd come to me than you!.
~Your Dear Friend, Celestia
2812429
Dear Princess Celestia,
I bet you 75 bits she will come to me first!
Sincerely, The Cheese Grater.
2812841
Dear Cheese Grater,
I bet 150 bits that she has a toy modeled after me!
~Sincerely, Celestia
2812846
Dear Princess Celestia,
I bet 200 that she has a life sized statue of me.
Sincerely, The Cheese Grater.
P.S.
Sorry, there might be no chapter on any of my stories until tomorrow. Maybe tonight.
2812889 Take your time sweet heart!
Dear Cheese grater,
I bet 500 bits that she dreams of me every night to coordinate her as a princess
~ For yours, princess Celestia
2812905
Dear Princess Celestia,
I bet 750 bits that she watches me through my window.
Sincerely, The Cheese Grater.
P.S.
I hope Twilight doesn't watch me through my window!
2813428
Dear Cheese Grater,
I bet 1000 bits that she can't wait to see Molestia Tonight!
~Celestia
2813451
I am literally cracking up right now!
You're comment gets 5 mustaches
Dear Princess Celestia,
I have an important message from Applejack. Applejack claims that she can't wait to buck some apples, whatever that means.
Sincerely, The Cheese Grater.
2813491 Thank you!
Dear Cheese Grater,
What your southern drawled friend is saying, is she can't wait for me to kick her big round buttocks!
~Celestia
2813540
THIS IS GETTING GOOD!
Dear Princess Molestia,
What she's saying is that she's gonna buck the apples off your sunny flank.
Sincerely, The Cheesinator!
This is so wrong in so many ways!
2813557
Dear Cheesy,
Ha! The royal flank cannot be dealt with by ONE little pony. She'd better bring her entire family to even make a mark!
~Watching you sleep with Jeff, Molestia
P.S. You brought this on yourself!
2813585 I didn't make her, she's on tumblr.
2813585
Dear Molestia Celestia,
You fell for it! Now because of your silly mistake, I have now tooken over Canterlot, again. This time I shall take over ALL OF EQUESTRIA! FOR I AM QUEEN CHRYSALIS. (I don't know how to spell her name. It's the Queen of the Changelings).
Sincerely, Cheesy.
P.S.
Right you are!
And who is Jeff?
2813622 I belive that Jeff is a creepypasta character, I get too scared to read it though..
YOU! DID YOU SLEEP WITH MY HUSBAND BEFORE THE WEDDING!?!?
*Sneaks away*
2813636
PRINCESS CADENCE! Long time no see my little friend. How have you been?
2813646
Oh, you know, ruling my own country, being queen of an ancient civilization and NOT BEING A LEECH!!
I'm gonna just sit here and eat some corn.
2813665
I'm at the moment ruling over Canterlot. How 'bout that?
I have the recent on my chapters for my other stories.... I have the chapter title done. I'm also staring at a blank page wondering where to start!
2813684
O-ho, when I'm done with you the only thing you'll be 'Ruling' is a tub of ice cream and a remote!
If it helps, I get my ideas from reading and watching things when I'm stuck. That might help somewhat, of just think of some random crude.
2813715
That sounds like what I was doing this morning along with my laptop!