> Spitfires Mission: Babysitting at HQ > by cantil > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- > WonderDream > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- 'Sweet Celestia it's freezing in here' Rainbow thought to herself as she waited for the secretary to return. 'Man, what is taking her so long, I've got some flying to get to' The secretary soon returned with a paper that listed the amount of money that Rainbow owes due to her last attempt to perform the firecracker. She got halfway through the process until she realized that she was flying towards a wall. All Rainbow could think about was what ridiculously high amounts of money they will charge her for that ugly wall. Rainbows thoughts trailed on until she was distracted by the sound of a familiar voice. "Woah Rainbow, what did you do to rack up a bill that high?!" A yellow Pegasus mare surprisingly asked. 'Should I answer, I don't want to start a conversation because I've already waited long enough for that old secretary to return. I guess it won't hurt to answer' Rainbow finally snapped out of her thoughts and started. "Well first off, that wall was in my w-" Rainbow stood speechless when she turned around and found Spitfire to be the pony that just asked her that. After moments of silence Spitfire said " So, you said something about you and a wall," Spitfire smirked trying to hold back a few chuckles. The secretary then cut in "Miss Dash, will you please just pay this 1000 bit bill and then you can get back to standing there doing absolutely nothing." Rainbow turned and started "Fine, and that's Rainbow Dash for you, Greatest Flier in Equestria!" The secretary smirked and stated "Your saying that now..... I'm sorry but you crashed into........ A wall. So therefore, your telling me that you're the greatest flier in Equestria?" All that could be heard was Spitfire cracking up while laying face first on the floor. "CAPTAIN SPITFIRE! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!?" Yelled a stallion who Rainbow Dash recognized as the Wonderbolts manager, Thunder Strike. Spitfire quickly popped off the floor to her regular relaxed standing position. "Do I need to send a different Wonderbolt to walk down the hall because the captain can't control herself?" Thunder Strike questionably asked while standing up in Spitfires face. "No, Sir!" Spitfire hastily replied. "Now, did you find some one to help you take care of......them while I wait for the mares to get done with their spa day?" He said while making an irritated face. "Sir, I am working on that now!" Spitfire proudly stated. "Good. I'll see you in a couple minutes!" Spitfire turned towards Rainbow to see her paying the bill while noticing Rainbow was breathing very heavily, like she was struggling. "You ok there?" Spitfire worriedly asked. Rainbow hesitated to answer but she eventually answered. "Did you not see how much they want from me to replace that stupid wall!" "True that. So are you busy starting tomorrow til Sunday?" Spitfire asked. "Hmmmm, well I have a lot of flying to practice but that is optional," Rainbow replied. 'Thunder Strike, sir, I think I found my helper' Spitfire cheerfully thought to herself. "Rainbow." "Yea?" "I have a question." Spitfire happily said. > The Crazy Nights at HQ > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "OmgOmgOmgOmgOmg! You want me to stay with you and watch the Wonderbolts?!" Rainbow managed to blurt out as she stood in pure shock and excitement. "Yeah. Do you want to?" Spitfire chuckled. "Hay yeah!" Rainbow replied. "Ok you'll be staying in my room tonight, and I will show you around and introduce you to the Wonderbolts!" 'This is going to be so AWESOME' Rainbow thought to herself. The two ponies soon walked through the doors and were met with a hilarious sight. Rapidfire was taped to a chair while Soarin and Fleetfoot gave him a makeover. "The idiot tied to the chair is my brother, Rapidfire. The blue dimwit is Soarin. And the other one is Fleetfoot.... Nights at the Wonderbolts HQ are always fun," Spitfire stated. "Any questions?" Spitfire added. "Yeah. Why are they doing that?" Rainbow asked curiously. "Trust me. I don't know, and not to scare you, but this is just the beginning." They now walked down the hall and Spitfire showed Rainbow where the rooms are. Rainbow got a nice warm welcoming hug from Surprise who was so excited she seemed like a little filly on a sugar rush. They then got to the living room which is where each Wonderbolt goes to hang out before and after practice to do what ever they want. When they got to that room they noticed that the doors were locked from the inside. Spitfire knocked but there was no reaction. She tried knocking a second time, twice as loud, but no reaction. It then came to the conclusion that Spitfire and Rainbow both body slammed the doors but nothing happened. Rainbow looked at Spitfire curiously. "Don't worry I'll get it," Spitfire said with a smirk....... "Ahem..........OPEN THE DOOR!!!" Spitfire screamed with her usual relaxed voice made into a drastic change. The doors were then opened by High Winds and Wave Chill. They were stalling to hide what was going on behind those doors. "Hey Captain!" High Winds nervously managed to say while eyeing Wave Chill. "Move." Spitfire scolded. "Heh heh, wow what a beautiful day for some training, eh captain?" Wave Chill quickly noted. ".............Move." Spitfire repeated hastily with a noticeably irritated look on her face. High Winds and Wave Chill quickly moved aside and Spitfire opened the doors and the Wonderbolts behind those doors came to a dead stop with a look of terror on their faces when they saw their captain's face. > The Endless Trail of Thoughts > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- All the Wonderbolts could do was stand there wishing to just disappear. Spitfire was the last pony they were expecting to walk through those door because it was too scary to think about what would happen if it were to be her. The sight that they were met with was highly disappointing to Spitfire and shocking that they would ever do such a thing. This was even worse than what they did last night when they took the extra uniforms and shredded them up in an attempt to make a dress for Lightning Streak and Fire Streak. But this was just way over the top. Spitfires Thoughts 'Each Wonderbolt, Misty Fly, Lightning Streak, Fire Streak, Blaze, Silver Lining, Wave Chill, High Winds and even Surprise, are getting extra laps on Monday.....wait a minute, how in Equestria did Surprise get here before Rainbow and I..... She didn't even pass us in the hall after we passed her? Well anyways they are just lucky they have that spa thing tomorrow... but then again I'm stuck babysitting those stallions. At least I have my new friend Rainbow to help me.' Spitfire thought to herself. 'But then again I hope they don't make her go nuts because I do remember last time.' Spitfire made a terrified face while thinking about this. 'I did notice that Rainbow was going nuts just having to pay for that wall, which I do have to agree was really ugly and shouldn't have been 1000 bits. I thought she couldn't breathe, it was that bad. Well I'll just keep a eye on her because if she wants to make the team then she will have to get used to her teammates acting like this. I think she'll probably act like this when she joins.' Spitfire thought to herself in her deep trails of thought, she then added 'This could be a test.' Rainbow Dashes Thoughts 'Woah. Just Woah.' Was all Rainbow could think of. To see her idols, her heroes, her role models misbehaving so terribly... It was just so unexpected. 'I can't believe that they would put a water slide in here. Where did they even get the wat-, oh wait, looks like they taped a hose to the sink and then made it work from there on'. Rainbow turned towards Spitfire who was still lost in her thoughts. 'I wonder what she's thinking about? She looks like she's really thinking about something since she's just staring off at the floor.. Well anyways... This is going to be ........AWESOME, that is if I don't go nuts and have a breakdown first.' Misty Flys Thoughts 'OMG! This can't get any worse!' Now she's going to be in such a bad mood. Well tomorrow is Satur- OMG I almost forgot, we have the spa day thing tomorrow! She will probably give us a punishment when we get back on Monday but still.. Maybe she won't be as mad about this whole "situation".' Misty happily tried to agree with that but something told her that some pony was so going to come walking down this hallway. Surprises Thoughts 'Dun, Dun, DUNNNN! This is so not going to be go- hey is that Rainbow Dash from the Best Young Fliers Competition?! She's friends with my cousin Pinkie Pie... OMG I have to go talk to her! I want candy, where is Soarin, he usually has candy, wait no he usually has pies. I should ask him what would you do for an apple pie. OMG I have to go find him, but maybe after we get out of this little "situation".' Surprises twisted and confusing trail of thoughts continued on until..... Back in the Present and Out of Crazy Thought Land Every pony in the room was standing staring at Spitfire waiting for her to do something. It was then until the sound of hooves clacking against the floor... Getting louder and louder.... Closer and closer.......... Spitfire turned around to see if she could get a look at who it was. She turned around and did not like that the pony who was coming was... THUNDER STRIKE! "Oh no!" Spitfire yelled "Ooooh, who is it, who is it!" Surprise cheerfully asked. "Hey Surprise, want a piece of cand-" Lightning Streak started but was then cut off. "Stop it! It's Thunder Strike!" Spitfire whispered "Gasp" Surprise said while making a motion meaning not to worry. "Ok listen up, Rainbow and I will block the doors and try to make time for you to clean this mess up! Got it!" Spitfire commanded. "Yes Ma'am!" Everypony shouted. Everypony set to work while Rainbow and Spitfire stood in front of the doors waiting for Thunder Strike who had picked up a messed up Rapidfire, a pie eating Soarin, and a laughing Fleetfoot on the way here. They soon got to the door. "Good Afternoon, Sir!" Spitfire greeted. > Mission Assigned > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Uhhh yes, yes, good afternoon Spitfire?" Thunder Strike replied curious of Spitfires new improved, happy, joyful, attitude. "Thank you very much, Sir! So how is your afternoon going?" Spitfire said striking Thunder Strike speechless with how she's acting. "Uuuhhh good. I just found these 2 harassing your poor brother." Thunder said making a sad face. "What a shame." Spitfire mumbled while rolling her eyes. "See, I told you she won't give a hay!" Rapidfire exclaimed. "What! Who said I didn't give a hay!" Spitfire started. "Everypony! Ask every single Wonderbolt!" Rapidfire threw at her. "There we go. Now that's the Spitfire that I know and love!" Thunder cut in and added. "Spitfire I can obviously tell that you picked Rainbow to help you so I'm gonna show her around ok." Thunder finished "Yes Sir, see you in a little!" Spitfire said. "Bye Rainbow, I'll see you later." She added. "Ok Bye!" Rainbow replied. Rainbow and Thunder Strike walked away. Soarin decided to go with them so it was now Spitfire, Rapidfire, and Fleetfoot to witness the rest of this brotherly sisterly war. But before that, Spitfire knocked on the doors to give the clear single and happily saw that everything was cleaned up and back to normal. Each Wonderbolt was relaxing as normal either talking or reading or looking over flight routines. Back to the war. "Oh well okay then Mr. Smarty flank!" Spitfire started. "OOOOOOOOOOOOOO" was added by the wonderful Fleetfoot. "Be quiet, little Mrs. Soarin this, Soarin that!" Rapidfire mocked. "OOOHH SNAAP!" Fleetfoot amusingly yelled catching the attention of the other Wonderbolts. "Tuh, me.....Soarin......in your dreams we all know about you and your little crush on him.... You're just trying to hide it!" Spitfire scolded. "Are you saying that I like stallions! My own sister!" Rapidfire started to fake cry. "...........Ya pretty much. And your fake crying sucks!" Spitfire proudly pointed out. "You know where I'm gonna go!" Rapidfire mischievously asked. "Down the toilet with the rest of your career." Spitfire threw back. "Haha no. I'm going to tell Thunder Strike...... Then I'm going to go tell Soarin that you want to cuddle with him...." Rapidfire mumbled. The only pony to hear the second part of that was Fleetfoot who is being highly amused by this "war". "Ok Rapid, stop mumbling, I only heard the part about telling Thunder Strike." Spitfire said. "HA! Too bad! Now if you need me I'll be looking around HQ for Thunder Strike! Rapidfire stated. And with that Rapidfire was off in a second. "Hellooooo Captain!" Thunder sang startling Spitfire from his unknown direction. "You will be babysitting starting tonight at 12:00 midnight which will be Saturday, until Sunday night at 12:00 midnight! Rainbow here will be helping and it is 10:00pm and the mares will be gathered up at 11:45pm at the front desk and we will leave and lock the doors at 12:00 midnight. We will not return til Sunday night at 12:00 MIDNIGHT. Therefore, in other words, you are locked in this huge HQ with out of control stallion Wonderbolts... Only you and the Boys..... Good luck!" Thunder explained and after that he walked away. "Well Rainbow. Our jobs starts in 2 hours!" Spitfire stated. (Gulp) 'I'm getting a bad feeling about this.' Rainbow thought to herself. > The Ambush from the Dark > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- *DING DONG DING DONG* "What is that! What was that sound!" Rainbow asked with a look of horror on her face. "Calm down, it's just the clock." Spitfire relaxingly assured Rainbow. "Why did it decide to go off now and not before?" Rainbow asked. "Because it's now 12:00 midnight.... hey Rainbow." Spitfire started causing Rainbow Dash to look questioningly. "Don't get scared because of them. It's gonna be fun." Spitfire finished. "Oh ok, it's not like the water slide wasn't obvious at all!" Rainbow stated. "Ok, ok. Maybe it might be a little, you know, nerve breaking but you just have to stay calm because we are in this togeth-" Spitfire was cut off. *Black. Pure. Black.* "WHAT THE F---" Spitfire yelled. "SPITFIRE!" Rainbow gasped at the sudden outburst of colorful language. Rainbow then took in what just happened. "OH NO, I CAN JUST FEEL IT! NERVOUS BREAKDOWN, NERVOUS BREAKDOWN!" Rainbow was breathing heavily. "NO, NO. Get ahold of yourself soldier!" Spitfire commanded. "This is just the beginning. We have to find out where the boys are before they get any funny ideas!" Spitfire terrifyingly thought out loud. "Ok let's first find the door." Rainbow suggested. *THUD* "Woah there Rainbow, you don't want to be paying for another wall, now do you?" Spitfire blurted. "If I could see where your face is right now, I would maw it like a bear!" Rainbow remarked making Spitfire jump backwards into a wall. "Ok, ok. Sorry, but it was right there. I had to say it! I couldn't stop myself!" Spitfire explained. "Your apology has been noted. Let's just find this door." Rainbow once again suggested. *THUD* "FOUND IT!" Spitfire yelled. Good thing was that they found the door. Bad thing was.... The hallway was PITCH BLACK, and to make it even creepier the 'exit' sign at the end of the hall made a faint glow from where they were standing. "Are there any flashlights in here?" Rainbow asked. "Yes, the flashlights are in Thunder's office." Spitfire replied "Great! Lets go get them!" Rainbow said "Yea it's not that easy. There are four floors. We are on the second floor and Thunder's office is on the fourth floor. The fourth floor is where the classrooms are, just because we are flyers doesn't mean we don't have to learn. Anyways that's where the training equipment, classrooms, and cafeteria are. The third floor is where the meeting room, the lounge and the exercise room are. The second floor has our rooms. The stallions side is down the hall by the staircase and the mares side is where we are. It's like this for more "territorial" reasons. And the first floor is the lobby and where we fill out paperwork and where the door to our outdoor training grounds are." Spitfire explained "Ok then. So we go through the next floor and get the flashlights... That sounds easy." Rainbow questioningly stated. "Well the hard part is that the stairs we have to use are by the stallions side." Spitfire told "Okay...." Rainbow replied confusingly "Ok this is easier. We are stuck in a four story building with stallions who have sick minds and will no doubtingly give us a hard time. Oh yea, and its pitch black in here." Spitfire stated "Ohhh... Well lets get started then." Rainbow managed to squeeze out. And there these two brave ponies went cautiously walking through the halls of Wonderbolts HQ, not knowing that somepony was certainly listening to every word that was spoken. > In That Case > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- “Spitfire. I have a question.” Rainbow curiously asked while avoiding any stray objects in the hall. “Yea. What’s on your mind?” Spitfire questioningly asked while doing the same to avoid anything. “Well you do talk very badly about the boys. Why?” Rainbow asked. “What do you mean? I respect the boys in the group just as much as I respect the girls.” Spitfire proudly replied. An awkward silence filled the hall. The two then noticed a faint pack of hoof steps only a little away. Click Clack Click Clack “What if someone’s following us? One of the boys!” Rainbow shouted. “Trust me! Those idiots are probably in one room in the corner cuddled up in a ball crying! Tuh, such idiots!” Spitfire seriously remarked. “THAT! THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT!!!” Rainbow yelled, her voice echoing through the hall. “What is?” Spitfire defended. “What you just said about the boys. You think they’re idiots. Why? Don’t you have any confidence in them?” Rainbow asked, a hint of demand in her voice as she stopped in the hall. Spitfire lowered her head in defeat when she realized Rainbow wasn’t going to move until she got answer out of her. “Okay. Fine. I’ll answer. I am sick of them always trashing the place. They dump all responsibility on me. I know I’m the captain and I should be expecting this stuff but still. It’s way too much! They don’t do anything around here. When they mess with Thunders stuff, it’s always me dealing with it all. After shows, they like to be noisy in the ready room. After practice, they storm into the locker room and slam lockers, which makes them brake. They break showers and everything. And don’t even get me started about what they do after derbies. They start major fights with other teams. That’s why Lightning Streak and Misty Fly weren’t present for the next show. They were beaten up by the griffon teams’ captain, Gilda.” Spitfire explained. “You should have seen our lounge after they had a little ‘sleepover’ in it.” Spitfire rolled her eyes. “Woah! Woah! Woah! Back it up! Gilda is the captain of the Griffons? I gotta keep in touch with her.” Rainbow mumbled to herself. “That’s not what we’re talking about!” Spitfire claimed. “Oh yea! Sorry! What did they do to the lounge?” Rainbow asked. “Well me and Thunder were going out to eat to discuss our schedules but we couldn’t find anypony to watch them. They claimed that they were responsible enough so we gave them a chance. They were there for a half an hour. The place was trashed! The sliding glass doors with the Wonderbolts’ logo on them were shattered across the floor. There was a hole in the floor. The idiots thought that I would believe that they made that hole because they were up there ‘working’ so hard they could just drop the paperwork through the hole. They said it was quicker than walking downstairs so they could get more work done this way. The furniture was also in the lobby. The hole was a lot bigger then it seems.” Spitfire explained. “That is when I lost trust in all of them.” Spitfire assured. “Oh. Well in that case then we better watch our backs. We don’t know what they will do!” Rainbow worriedly said. “Yea. Do you know the last place the boys were?” Spitfire asked. “I think they were in their r-.” Rainbow started but was cutoff. Rainbows’ words were cutoff by a loud snickering coming from two boys who quickly rushed to the third floor. Spitfire and Rainbow exchanged worried glances. “Um, scratch what I was about to say. I think they are in the lounge awaiting the arrival of us.” Rainbow smartly replied. “Yea that’s probably it. But I’m worried because I think they were with us listening the whole time. They will know where we are going! Something terrible is going to happen and they aren’t hospitable boys when they have an opportunity like this one.” Spitfire said, a look of fear yanking at her face. “Well we just gotta stick together, okay?” Rainbow assured, forcing a smile. By the time Rainbow finished her sentence, they were at the bottom of the stair case leading to…. The lounge. The pitch black staircase with a faint glow seemed to make them feel like the end of the world for them. “Um, here we go.” Spitfire quickly started. They each went up the first step each counting in their head. ‘First step, nothing happened. Second step, nothing happened. So on, and so on. They soon reached the top, each exchanging terrified looks. They pushed the door open and were met with another surprise for the day. “AHHH MOMMY!” Spitfire screamed running into the wall. Rainbow stood there stunned while looking at Spitfire. The lights went on and Spitfire was…CRYING? ‘Oh My Celestia’ Rainbow thought to herself. Soarin’ then walked out from the lounge with Rapidfire by his side. The two stallions were cruelly laughing at the terrified mare in the corner on the ground. “Circuit breakers are always fun to play with!” Rapidfire answered earning a snicker from Soarin’. “Cruel.” Rainbow shortly stated. Soarin’ walked over to Spitfire, who had stopped crying, and pulled her up. “WHERE DID YOU EVEN FIND THE AXE?” Spitfire screamed. “It was in the closet in the closet downstairs. That’s why we were down there. Didn’t you hear us? We were right by you.” Rapidfire answered, earning a snicker from Soarin’. “Where are the other boys?” Spitfire cautiously asked. “I don’t know. How about you Rapid? You know where they are?” Soarin asked shrugging. “Nope. They were awake though. Last place I saw them, they were heading up the hallway.” Rapidfire replied. “So will this all be easy from here on or are you idiots going to still give us some trouble?” Rainbow curiously asked. “We’ll give you trouble.” Soarin and Rapidfire both answered at the same time. “Have a lovely night!” Soarin said sarcastically before nudging Rapidfire. Soarin and Rapidfire then exchanged cruel looks and then looked at Spitfire and Rainbow. “Oh. NO!” Spitfire and Rainbow both squeaked out at the same time. “Oh. YES!” Again replied the two boys. “SEE YA!” Soarin and Rapidfire then threw a smoke can, obviously from the Wonderbolt uniforms, and fled when the whole hall was black. BEEP BEEP BEEP “What is that?” Rainbow questioningly asked. Rainbow looked at Spitfire who had a terrified look on her face. “SMOKE DETECTORS!” > Relations > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- ZZZZT ZZZZZZT “Who in Equestria would call at three in the morning?” Thunder cursed. “Hello?” The call was a recording. “Mr. Strike, we have detected a disturbance on floor three of the Wonderbolts Headquarters. The disturbance has been confirmed as a smoke detector in the lounge. For more information please call 1-800-fur-fire. To cancel the emergency call please press one.” The recording stated but cutoff by Thunder pressing one. “Thank you, and have a great night!” The recording finally finished. “Well. Better call Spitfire.” Thunder said while pressing send. On the other side of the line “CELESTIA HELP US!” Rainbow, Spitfire, Rapidfire, and Soarin screamed. When the smoke detectors went off Spitfire went down the hall and grabbed Soarin and Rapidfire by their manes and brought them down the hall. Rapidfire now has a bruise on his stomach, and Soarin has a hoof mark across his flank. ZZZZT ZZZZT “OH COME ON! NOT RIGHT NOW!” An irritated Spitfire screamed. “WHO IS IT?” Rapidfire asked in a scream. “OH CELESTIA! IT’S THUNDER STRIKE!” Spitfire terrifyingly replied. Spitfire pressed answer and put the phone on speaker. “HEYYYY! WASSUP STRIKEY?” Spitfire managed to get out. “What are you all DOING?!” Thunder strike asked trying to stay calm. “………………..COOKING!” Spitfire made up. “At three in the morning. IN THE LOUNGE!” Thunders calm voice broke. “W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP AT THREE?!” Soarin tried to stall for a minute. “We are still on the train for Manehattan.” Thunder calmly answered. “What were you cooking?” Thunder asked. “UH, A POP tart.” Spitfires voice went back to normal when Soarin, Rainbow, and Rapidfire managed to shutoff the smoke detector. “Well I see you got the smoke detector off, finally.” Thunder mocked. “How many Wonderbolts does it take to turn off a smoke detector, FOUR!” “I’m not a Wonderbolt.” Rainbow corrected. “Close enough.” Rapidfire said with a wink as he put a wing around Rainbows back. ‘What the hay’ Rainbow thought while looking at Rapidfire with a smile. “AWWWW! HOW CUTE!!!” Soarin said in a high pitch voice. “GO MAKE SPITFIRE CRY AGAIN AND THEN WHY DON’T YOU GO CRY ALONG WITH HER!” Rapidfire threw. “OH YOU WANNA GO? THEN LETS GO!” Soarin started. “Uh Thunder we got to go. Uh TTYL byee!” Spitfire ended. “DON’T HANG U-!” Thunder was cut off because of Spitfire pressing end. On the train “What in the world was that about?” Fleetfoot asked. “Oh, the boys are giving Rainbow and Spitfire trouble. They started something that caused the smoke detectors to go off. Spitfire was crying and Rapidfire likes Rainbow.” Thunder said flatly and calmly. “Oh, so I’m guessing everything is ok then?” Misty implied. “No, probably not. I have a feeling that, that was just the beginning.” Thunder guessed. Back at HQ “Well let’s at least try to get some sleep since it’s already four in the morning.” Rainbow suggested. “Yea. I’m with Rainbow on that idea.” Spitfire stated. “Yea same here” Soarin agreed. “We’ll sleep in my room. I have to queen beds in my room. Two ponies in each be-.” Spitfire was cutoff by Rapidifre. “I CALL SLEEPING WITH RAINBOW!” Rapidfire blurted. ‘OH FOR CELESTIAS SAKE!!!’ Rainbow screamed in her head. “Ok, Soarin, you’ll be with me then.” Spitfie smiled at her friend. “Kk.” Soarin smiled back. “Does any pony have to use the bathroom before we get to my room?” Spitfire asked. A series of no came from the three ponies in front of her. “Well then. Let’s start walking back, shall we?” Spitfire suggested. The four ponies started walking back. Soarin and Rapidfire were in the back. Spitfire and Rainbow were in the front. Soarin and Rapidfire were obviously talking about the little sleeping arrangement that we made up just a few minutes ago. “Um Spitfire?” Rainbow asked in a voice even lower than a whisper, making sure the boys behind them couldn’t hear. “Yea. What’s wrong?” Spitfire asked lowering her voice the same but with a worried look on her face. “Well, it’s about the sleeping arrangement. Why does Rapidfire want to sleep with me?” Rainbow slowly asked. “Well he likes you!” Spitfire chuckled, drawing the attention of the two boys behind them. “Ever since the best young flier competition, he’s been dying to meet you!” Spitfire joyfully answered. Rainbow’s heart skipped a beat as she smiled back at him and a faint red blush crept along his face. “Well then in this case, we better get a move on! We need to get some rest to take those other boys down to the ground!” Rainbow cheered. Spitfire smiled while raising an eyebrow at Rainbow. “Now that’s the spirit! With enthusiasm like that, this is sure to be easy!" Spitfire remarked. “Hay yea! When we are done with them, all they will ever do is respect you!” Rainbow challenged. Spitfire smiled at the thought. Soarin and Rapidfire then sped up in between the two mares, who, were now talking loudly. “Settle down gals. We can’t get too worked up before we go to sleep or else we won’t go to sleep.” Rapidfire assured. “Yea GALS. He has a point.” When Soarin finished his sentence they were in Spitfire’s room. They each got into their beds and got settled. Rainbow felt Rapifire push up against her. Rainbow smiled and relaxingly leaned back making Rapidfire also smile. In the air duct outside Spitfires room “HAH! Those bitc-“ Lightning Streak started but was cutoff by Wave Chill. “Hey.” Wave Chill corrected flatly. “Fine. Those three idiots and that bitc-“ Lightning tried to finish but again was cut off. “Really.” Wave Chill said. “Oh come on. Spitfires a bitch.” Lightning stated. “If you actually listen to her and follow directions then she’s not.” Wave Chill smartly replied. “You know who’s a bitch now.” Lightning said. “Who?” Wave Chill asked. “You.” Lightning answered. “We have to get back to Silver Lining and Fire Streak to report about their unexpected enthusiasm.” Wave Chill suggested, changing the topic. “Yea. If this all works out, this is going to be gold. We totally have to record it.” Lightning Streak laughed. “I’m one step ahead of you.” Wave Chill answered with an evil smirk. > WonderMares vs the Misfits > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Um, Chilly." Lightning Streak started. "I think we are lost." "First off, I don't want you calling me Chilly. Second, NO DIP! There's like 5 other ways to go!" Wave Chill stressed. "I knew using the air ducts was a bad idea!" "Hey! It wasn't all my idea!" Lightning Streak defended. "Oh yes! That's right! IT WAS YOUR IDIOT BROTHERS IDEA TOO!" Wave Chill yelled. "Fine. Fine. I admit. It was a bad id-." Lightning Streak was cut off by the sound of a large fan turning on. The two ponies, stray to the situation, started to feel a strong current of wind pulling them backwards. "CHILLY! WHAT'S HAPPENING?" Lightning Streak asked in a scream. "I DON'T KNOW, STREAKY!" Wave Chill mocked. The pull got stronger and stronger until they hurled backwards slamming into a different duct, leading to a different path. "AAAHHHHH!!! OW! AHHHHH! OW!" Lightning Streak and Wave Chill yelled as they went from hurling through paths, to slamming into sides. Over, and over again. "NOW IF I'M CORRECT, WE ARE BEING PULLED TOWARDS A FAN BLADE! WE NEED TO GET OUT OF- OWW- THIS PA-AHHHHHH!" Wave Chill tried to finish but they were both too busy screaming in fear and pain. "OH THAT'S GREAT! WE WILL BE TURNED INTO BLOODY SWISS CHEESE! WHAT WILL OUR BODIES LOOK LIKE AT THE FUNERAL? SWISS CHEESE WITH RED BLOOD LOOKING SAUCE! HOW WONDERFUL!" Lightning screamed in terror. "DON'T WORRY! I'M SURE WE WILL GET OUT! I HOPE!" Wave Chill wished. Outside Spitfire's Room "Those idiots." Spitfire stated. "What were they even going to try to do?" Rainbow curiously asked. "Who knows, but they scream like little girls." Spitfire chuckled, earning a giggle from Rainbow. "Yea. How in Equestria can Soarin and Rapidfire sleep through this?" Rainbow wondered. "Who knows. But we better go save them before they turn into bloody swiss cheese." Spitfire suggested causing Rainbow to gag at the thought of somepony being sliced up. Rainbow and Spitfire decided to leave Soarin and Rapidfire be to let them sleep while they saved the two misfits in the air ducts. As they were trotting up the stairs they heard a loud bang and a scream. "Hehehe..." Rainbow couldn't help but giggle a little. Spitfire then chuckled when she actually thought about them slamming in the side of the air ducts. "I wonder if that hurts?" Spitfire sarcastically said as a failed attempt to make a joke. Two Minutes Later "Okay, so this is how it's all going to work. We will put this end of the fishing pole in the vent opening and then when they zoom by, they will hopefully grab on." Spitfire explained, while putting the one end of the fishing pole through the vent. "Where did you get that fr-?" Rainbow was cut off. "I have no idea." Spitfire replied with a chuckle. "They should be coming up about any moment now! Stay alert!" Rainbow yelled. Spitfire nodded her head in agreement as she heard their screaming getting louder. Louder. Louder. YANK Once they grabbed the line Spitfire went hurling forward along with them. Rainbow galloped as fast as she could to catch up and grab Spitfire before she was being sliced along with the other two. "BLADE! BLADE! HELP!" Lightning Streak screamed as his tail was trimmed down to half it's length. "MY TAIL!" "Hey Gals. NOW'S NOT THE TIME FOR A TEA PARTY! PULL US UP!" Wave Chill yelled. "Calm down Chilly!" Lightning Streak mocked. Wave Chill shot Lightning Streak a death glare before saying, "Oh Streaky. SHUT IT BEFORE I SHAVE THE REST OF WHAT'S LEFT OF YOUR TAIL OFF!" Wave Chill threatened. "Okay Okay. Chill it Chilly. OMG CHILLY'S GOTTA CHILL!" Lightning mocked. Wave Chill then momentarily let go of the rope, ending with Lightning Streak screaming and getting more of his tail trimmed off. Lightning then looked at Wave Chill. "Streaky, I told you I would." Wave Chill smiled. They were then yanked up out of the vent, each receiving a smack to the flank with a wooden spoon. "OW!" Wave Chill and Lightning Streak both screamed. "What was that for?" Wave Chill asked. "For being two idiots." Spitfire smartly answered. "Where did you even get the spoon?" Lightning Streak asked. "It was in the lounge." Rainbow gladly replied. "Where are Soarin and Rapidfire?" Wave Chill asked. "They are still in bed, surprisingly sleeping, even after you were both body slamming the air ducts." Spitfire mocked. "Did Rapidfire get his way with you?" Lightning asked, receiving a wooden spoon to the flank when Rainbow realized what he meant. "Did you get your way with Wave Chill in the air ducts. It really sounded like it. Im surprised the ducts didn't collapse ye-." Rainbow was cut off by a loud creak followed by a bang. "I spoke to soon, didn't I?" Rainbow flatly stated causing the three ponies to laugh out loud on the floor. "We should go make sure the air duct didn't collapse on Soarin and Rapidfire!" Rainbow suggested. "No. No! I'm sure they're fine. We would have heard a scream if it did!" Lightning squeaked out. "Oh Yea! Like the screams that you two made in the air ducts!" Rainbow remarked. ".....YES!" Lightning Streak and Wave Chill both answered causing Rainbow to also start laughing. "The WonderMares......" Spitfire and Rainbow started. "Saved the Misfits!" Lightning Streak and Wave Chill ended. > One Way Ticket to Wacky World > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- After the air duct events, the group of ponies all decided to go get some sleep. After all, they still need to find Silver Lining and Fire Streak. They brought two couches from the lounge for Lightning Streak and Wave Chill to sleep on. While walking in the hall, Spitfire got a call from a worried Thunder Strike who just arrived at the spa with the others. He asked what they were doing and how everything was going, when Spitfire told him that they were heading to go to sleep, Thunder calmed down, very noticeable in his voice. When they finally arrived at Spitfires room, they discovered that Soarin' and Rapidfire were still sound asleep. Soon after they got the couches in, they all settled in and soon fell fast asleep, falling into the world of mystical wonders. Rainbows Dream Rainbow Dash was in the colosseum, the colosseum which is the destination of the Equestria Games. That meant she was at the Crystal Empire. "What in Equestria am I doing here?" Rainbow wondered to herself. She was sitting in the stands, she looked at the field infront of her and quickly recognized 3 of the ponies. Princess Celestia and Princess Luna on one side, and Applejack on the other. Applejack had something big hidden under a cloth, for a matter of fact, so did Princess Celestia. "Okay, this is officially weird." Rainbow stated to herself. Rainbow watched closely as Princess Celestia and Applejack started conversing, causing Luna to take a few steps back. Applejack then hurled backwards, ripping the cloth off of her... cannon? Applejack then threw two red and white balls onto the ground, they made a glow and then Vinyl Scratch and Octavia appeared. "What the hay was that?!" Rainbow nearly shouted. Applejack then started yelling. "Vinyl, Octavia, power this baby up!" Applejack commanded. Vinyl and Octavia then started playing music, and the bar on the cannon then turned green. Applejack then bucked the side of it and it fired towards Princess Celestia, while Applejack screamed. "THIS IS MY BASS CANNON!" Applejack screamed. Princess Celestia reacted very quickly. She pulled the cloth off of her cannon. "She has a cannon too?!" Rainbow asked herself. Just then a rainbow colored explosion happened and a life size discord went hurling out of the cannon. When both attacks met each other, a huge smoke explosion covered the whole colosseum. "Okay, I'm not going to be here to witness the death of anypony so I'm just gonna, get going now. Bye!" Rainbow quickly said, and with that she woke up, to the challenge of wondering, "What the hell was that?" Spitfires Dream Spitfire was walking through her house with her child Glide. Her and Soarin were a very grateful couple for what they have. Suddenly she heard a knock at her door. "Soarin? Could you get that?" Spitfire calmly asked. "Yes Ma'am!" Soarin jokingly saluted. Soarin then opened the door revealing Rapidfire and Rainbow Dash. "Yo, dudes, you ready or what?" Rapidfire slurred. "Did you get drunk? Without us?" Spitfire asked, a hint of sarcastic hurt in her voice. "I waited til we gathered you guys up. Plus I didn't want to be walking drunk in HQ with Thunder Strike still there. Rapid here is lucky that he didn't start a conversation with him." Rainbow said while nudging Rapidfire. "Brah, I had that all under control." Rapidfire defended, earning a few chuckles from the group. 20 Minutes Later The babysitter arrived to watch over Glide as the group went out to strike the bar. "Bro, Give me a-another glass." Spitfire demanded before dropping unconscious and slamming her head on the ground causing her to wake up in a panic. "What the hell was that?" Spitfire mumbled to herself. Soarins Dream Soarin was lounging on a fluffy pink cloud of cotton candy. He was surrounded by a chocolate river, with swedish fish swimming in them, candy cane trees, pies with wings, and chocolate rain. The were flowers made of gumdrops, and gingerbread houses. "No Waaaaay! This. Is. SO AWESOME!" Soarin screamed like a little girl. 'Hehe, I just sounded like Rainbow Dash when she won the best young flier competition a few years back. Soarin then plunged into the twizzler bushes and started eating anything he could, demolishing any food that came in his way. 5 Minutes Later "Ugh! My stomach!" Soarin whined, rolling around. His stomach eventually started hurting so badly that it woke him up. 'Awww' Soarin thought to himself. Rapidfires Dream "Rainbow! Please don't leave. I'm sorry!" Rapidfire squeaked out between sniffs. "I'm really sorry!" "Rapid. It's too late!" Rainbow finished and then disappeared, leaving Rapidfire all alone to cry to himself. In reality, Rainbow was still trying to think of what her dream was. She was cut from her thoughts when Rapids grip on her tightened. 'I wonder what he's dreaming about?' Rainbow wondered. Wave Chill and Lightning Streaks Dream "Dang it's hot in here. Or maybe it's just me." Wave Chill grinned to himself before looking down to see that he has no body. "AHHH" Wave Chill screamed. "It IS just me!" Just then some fluffy white stuff was dumped onto Wave Chill. The fluffy white stuff was cheese. AND IT WAS LIGHTNING STREAK! "BWAHAHAHA!" Wave Chill screamed. "We were totally right about the fan turning one of us into swiss cheese!" Wave Chill mocked. "Hey Wave Chill or should I say Wave CHILI! Look at yourself. You're food just like me. Seems like you're the blood part of the cheese." Lightning yelled while laughing. Wave Chill and Lightning Streak both woke up with a startle. They noticed each other and went. "That was really weird." They said at the same time before going back to bed. > Mission Accomplished > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- The group of ponies had finally woken up at around three in the afternoon. They sat around for a little and chatted until about 3:30 to about 4:00. They were then cut from conversation when there was knocking on Spitfires door. The door was then pushed open to reveal Thunder Strike. 'OH MY, MOTHER OF CELESTIA! WHY IS HE HERE?' Spitfire thought to herself. "H-hey, Thunder. What's u-?" Spitfire started but was cut off. "Why are you here?" Soarin plainly asked receiving a death glare from Spitfire. "Well, we finished quicker then we thought, so we decided to come back early. Why? Is there something going on that I should know about?" Thunder asked curiously while raising an eyebrow. "Noo, we were just surprised that you got back so quickly." Lightning Streak cut in. "Oh, okay then. Well when you get a chance, can you bring the couches back up to the lounge? We are going to go rest." Thunder notified as he pointed back to the group of mares, chatting amongst themselves. "Okay! Sure, no prob!" Rainbow answered, puffing her chest out. "Hey! I like you! You would be perfect for the team." Thunder stated, earning a gigantic smile from Rainbow. The rest of the group laughed at the look that Rainbow had on her face. They then finished the conversation, leaving Thunder and the other mares of the team to go rest. "What are we going to do?" Wave Chill asked, a hint of terror in his voice. "I have no idea. What scares me most is that Fire Streak and Silver Lining are the craziest ones on the team." Spitfire stated. "Oh no! Imagine what they could do when working together. They could probably demolish this whole place in a matter of -." Rapidfire was cutoff. "10. SECONDS. FLAT!" Rainbow blurted. "Yes." Rapidfire answered. "Okay, well we will never find them just sitting aroun-." Spitfire started but was, once again, cut off. "CAPTAIN! OUT HERE NOW! AND BRING YOUR GROUP!" Thunder yelled. After the group conversed a little on about what they should expect, they eventually walked into the hall, Spitfire leading the way. They all had terrified looks on their faces as they spotted Thunder Strike down the hallway, along with... Fire Streak and Silver Lining? "Is there a reason these two were in the mares' rooms' gathering up diaries." Thunder asked with a noticeable grin on his face, if you look closely. "Oh come on! Don't tell me you never did this before! It's just so much fun reading through them! That's how we got Misty and Lightning Streak together!" Silver Lining answered with a wink. "First off it's an invasion of privacy and second, don't mess with anyponys relationship besides your own." Thunder replied. "Oh okay then." Fire Streak sarcastically said. "Well, Congratulations! Rainbow and Spitfire, you have officially completed your mission!" Thunder stated. 10 Minutes Later Rainbow, Spitfire, Soarin, and Rapidfire were talking outside of Wonderbolts HQ, they were exchanging their goodbyes and see you later. Rainbow had a little depressed feeling ever since Thunder stated that their mission was completed. No matter how crazy this weekend was, she truly didn't want it to end anytime soon. "Hey, hey, hey, look who's probably paying a crash bill!" Spitfire chimed in, causing Rainbow to look up and see... "LIGHTNING DUST?!?" Rainbow's gasped, but then put on an evil smirk. "HEY! LIGHTNING DUST!" Rainbow screamed, grabbing Lightning Dust's attention. "DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE WEATHER WARNINGS!" Rainbow yelled. "WHAT WEATHER WARNINGS?" Lightning Dust yelled back. "THEY SAID THAT THERE HAVE BEEN TORNADO WARNINGS AROUND THE AREA!" Rainbow notified with a smirk. Lightning Dust had a confused face before she realized what Rainbow meant. "Oh, HAHA SO FUNNY!" Lightning irritatedly yelled. Rainbow looked back at Spitfire, who had a smirk on her face. She then looked at Soarin and Rapidfire who were lost. "It happened at the Wonderbolt academy." Rainbow informed. "Yea, you two weren't there." Spitfire added. Rapidfire and Soarin then quietly said "oooooh." "So, Rainbow." Rapidfire started. Rainbow then smiled widely, since she obviously knew what he was going to say. "Maybe we can, you know, go out sometime. What's your number?" Rapidfire asked. Rainbow and Rapidfire then exchanged numbers and the group said their goodbyes and with that Rainbow flew off to her house. She needed some sleep. When she got home she took a shower and crawled into bed, she soon fell fast asleep thinking about what the future holds. At Wonderbolt HQ The Wonderbolts were attending class instead of relaxing and doing extra laps on Monday, because of the little water slide incident. Thunder found out about it due to security cameras showing Misty and Fire Streak dragging the water slide through the lobby. 5 Minutes Later Thunder Strike was walking down the hall when he turned the corner and..... "SPITFIRE, SOARIN, AND RAPIDFIRE!!" Thunder screamed at the top of his lungs. At the other end of HQ, in a classroom, the team of Wonderbolts' all exchanged terrified looks. "WHY IS THERE AN AIR DUCT HANGING FROM THE CEILING!?!?" Thunder finished. "Oopsie." Wave Chill and Lightning Streak quickly said. "Did we miss anything?" Fleetfoot curiously asked.