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Here Comes Havoc
The Begining
Just another day at school, like always. Same boring day, gross lunches, lame pep-rallies. Just make it stop already.
If you must know, my name is Riles. I just got out of school again, (woo-frickin-hoo,) and I was on my way home. I don't ride the bus because it smells, and my house isn't far away. In fact, it feels good to walk, feel the breeze, and enjoy the sight of my hometown for as long as I can.
You see, the reason why I don't like home is because of my uncle. He's been the stupidest and biggest drunk for as long as I've known him. He always makes me do chores until he passes out in his chair. After that, my chores are done and I can go watch My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic. Yes, I'm a Brony. Well, a closet Brony, because I would be ridiculed in school. To be truthful, I never had any friends, but I was never bullied. I felt truly happy when watching the show.
That, and Playing Brutal Legend on My Z-BOX 360. I love the music, and the animals. They're so awesome, and if Fluttershy saw them, she would probably freak out.
All in all I wish I could just start a new life in Equestria but theres a better chance of getting slapped by a ninja-robot-pirate monkey than that ever happening.
Today is Saturday, but my uncle is having his friends for a poker game. I'm not going to deal with that-I already got him snacks and beer-so I took a walk in the woods for a bit of quiet. When I'm in the woods, I feel very relaxed. Whenever I have a bad day, or when my uncle goes to rage mode and throws a fit, it keeps me from being abused, and he calms down faster. Anyway, I came across a river, follwed the path up-stream, and after several minutes I found a nearby cave and decided to explore it. There are no bears here for miles, and this could make a great shelter if it proves necessery.
The cave seams to go on for a while at least, and I thought of getting out and going back. Suddenly, I saw another entrance, and to my surprise it looked huge and roomy. It would definately make a great place for a shelter-or better yet, a new home from that drunken ape. That isn't the case right now. What was really bothering me was a rock formation in the middle. I doubt there's anyone living here. It's completly covered in moss and dirt, like its been there forever. You want to know what I did? I decided to see what was under there, and there was. It was some sort of treasure chest; very small and old. There was no lock so I decided to open it. I thought it was nothing but I was dead wrong. It was some kind of necklace: a metal chain with a strange colored gem in the center. It was wierd. Why would this be buried in rocks in a cave?
After giving it some thought, I put it on. All of a sudden, it was like I was having a spaz attack. My body felt like it was melting, but there was no pain. Then, everything started to spin super fast. 'I guess this is how Stanly felt when he put on the mask,' I thought. After that, everything went white in a flash. 'Either im dead or this is some kind of super drug jewelry.' Those were my last thoughts before I became unconscious.
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Hmm, could this possibly be an interesting HiE? Maybe I should read the next chapter.
^yes I agree with the link and comment
Also nice analogy "All in all I wish I could just start a new life in Equestria but theres a better chance of getting slapped by a ninja-robot-pirate monkey than that ever happening."
why good sir....YOU ARE SOOOOOO BUCKING AWESOME!!!...so far...now i watch in mild interest......i....he means read
I laughed SO HARD at that...
In a room with people watching a movie...
Anyway, think about how that ended for yourselves.
It is indeed some cocaine jewelry my good sir, I personally drugged your fine plot up. I sincerely hope you forgive me; for you see, I wish to sell you on the black market
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I'll take him. How much?
Uhh, I vote super drug jewelry.
4445494 YAY DRUGS
Look out for ninja-robot-pirate monkeys.
HOLD ON TO YER LUGNUTS IT'S TIME FOR AN OVERHAUL. lol The Mask classic and nostalgic, good times
Funny considering the mask eventually kills Stanley well gets him killed I don't know all I know is that's he dies at some point ( in the original mask comics which are grittier and dark not to mention came out before the movies).