Derpy woke up earlier than usual, and decided to suprise her new friend with a nice breakfast of toast with apple jam, which she had gotten from the Apple family after helping fix their barn. She popped the bread into the toaster, and then left to set the table. She could smell something funny. Not funny ha-ha, but funny in the sense that the toast was going to be ruined shortly. She decided the toaster knew what it was doing, and continued setting out paper plates and plastic cups. She wasn't allowed to have ceramic plates or glass cups, they were breakable.
The Doctor woke up on the couch, the smell of something burning coming from the kitchen. He jumped up and ran to the kitchen, to find Derpy staring at the toaster, which was emitting thick, black smoke. After airing out the kitchen and throwing away the ruined toaster, they went to Sugarcube Corner for a breakfast muffin. They recieved two more free muffins, which was very strange. Oh well, he thought. A muffin is a muffin. They each ate their muffins. Bran for him, purple for her. He was suspecting a theme going on with these muffins.
After the short breakfast, he left Derpy at Sugarcube Corner. She apparently had to work that day to pay for the muffins. He was fine with that, as he needed to check on the TARDIS. He had been thinking about just ditching this world and going back to earth, but after getting to know some ponies, he found it might be difficult to leave them behind, namely Derpy. He shook his head and stepped inside. He activated it and set the destination for Earth,January 2013. He went nowhere. He stepped outside and kicked the phonebox.
"Damnit!" he cursed, unable to suppress his dissappointment in the machine. He walked back to the cafe to look for Derpy.
And found her in a room who's floor was covered with soap suds, which was rapidly rising to fill the room. Already it was past her fetlocks. Derpy looked ashamed.
"I'm sorry!" she cried, "I tried really really hard, I promise!" She was visibly upset and seemed to think it was her fault. He comforted her and told her it wasn't her fault. They cleaned up the bubbles before apologizing to the Cakes. They still paid her for the work she did, but didn't look too happy about Derpy having flooded their kitchen.
"I can't do anything right," Derpy sniffled. she was crying about having ruined something for the second time that day. The Doctor thought of something that might cheer her up.
"You showed me your world, why don't you let me show you mine?" He looked to Derpy to see her response. She looked... scared. Scared but intrigued.
"I dunno. I gotta work later. Ponies won't be too happy if their mail isn't delivered on time." She was skeptical.
"You'll be back before they realized you were gone, promise." He actually really wanted to show her his world. He found he cared deeply for this mare, crazy as it seemed. He wanted to see how she would react to Earth, to human beings.
Derpy thought for a moment, then asked the question that would determine whether or not they left.
"Do they have muffins there?"
No, I don't. Who the fuck is Derpy?
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1889565 That answers nothing.
dude, dont question me. I wrote it. Derpy is a pony that was glitched in an early episode of mlp:fim. She was supposed to just be a regular pony, but animation errors caused her eyes to be messed up. She was affectionatly named "Derpy" by the fans, and was called Derpy by Rainbowdash in an episode in season two
Observe the crooked eyes
1889599
>Doesn't understand sarcasm
>Doesn't reply to my comments so I constantly have to go back to the fic to see if you responded to me
>Tells me not to question her
1889623
I understand sarcasm, hard to tell in writing.
I reply, but remember, I'm in a comment war with you elseware.
My fic, My rules
1889599
You've been here well over a month and you haven't worked out how to reply to comments yet?
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1889623
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1889646
I know how to reply to comments, see? I'm doing it now!
1889650
Then why didn't you do it earlier?
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1889656
meh, did't want to, found it easier to just hit post comment. dont judge me...
1889662
Don't judge you for being too lazy to click a button?
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Everyone, just enjoy the story, follow for more bullshit (or horseshit ) of this sort. just read, enjoy, and love ponies. *brohoof*
1889674
yes...
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1889639
Um, no. There are ground rules you must follow.
1889700
ya ya i know.
1889712
>Doesn't capitalize "I"
1889723
Ya caught me. I said i had bad grammar etc.
1889727
>Doesn't know the difference between capitalization and grammar
Second chapter is too short, aside from that thanks for writing this fic, the comments are effin' hilarious.
1889738
I know the difference, and I said grammar etc. Just stop already?
1889753
Probably going to edit the second chapter, just wanted it to end on that line. "Do they have muffins?" Hilarious
1889755
>Implying that there are breaks on the rape train
1889753
You're welcome.
1889764
alright then.
1889764 My hat is off to you, kind sir!
1889776 It's my
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Lol it just looks kinda creepy in my notifications when it says "darkcloud64 is watching you" but thanks bro
Hello there! Page Flipper here, reviewer from WRITE and certified joker! I would gladly give you one of my warm, toasty, fresh, spontaneous reviews if it would please you.
So, what do you say? Some constructively kooky criticism from the messed-up mind of a madman?
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sure why not. Go for it, although the story isnt quite finished