• Published 25th Dec 2012
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My little pony:tree friends are magic - Scourgefan



tree friends are appearing in ponyville, nopony knows exactly where they came from, and nopony really cares. if you haven't watched Happy tree friends then you won't get any of this.

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chapter 6:lamb in the slaughter

It was a month after Handy came, the Apple's barn looked Shiny. but this chapter takes place at the library. Flippy was being lazy(as usual) sitting in his chair. thankfully, the library didn't need to be cleaned. so, they were all being lazy.

"Twilight, why's there a pickle in the fridge?" Spike asked.

"what, i don't know. i only buy Cucumbers." Twilight replied.

"did you say.....pickle?" Flippy asked.

"yeah, what about it?" Spike asked.

"...RUN! NO WAIT, DON'T RUN! WAIT, PANIC!!!!"

"what?" Twilight asked, confused.

"wh-wh-where i-is th-the p-pickle?"

"on the counter, wh-, wait wasn't it in the fridge a second ago?" Spike replied, baffled.

"RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!" Flippy screamed.

"it's just a-"

Twilight was interrupted by Flippy. "NO IT'S NOT! CALL THE COPS!"

then the pickle was next to Twilight, right by one of her front hooves.

then there was a knock at the door.

Twilight opened it with magic. it was Lammy.

"oh, there you are Mr. pickles." she said, picking the pickle off the floor. then it was on Spike's head. with a top hat, eyes and a mustache.

"okay......now i believe you...." Twilight said.

then it started choking Spike(it also has arms and legs, maybe i should've said that)

Lammy dragged it away. it had a needle and stabbed her hand then ran off.

Lammy chased after him. he was much faster than her though. while he was running he threw a needle in Bonbons eye, DT's foot, Roseluck's flank and Flaky's neck, she died.(but will be back) then Lammy caught him. "why don't i just put you in a blender?" she asked herself.

"'cause A, I'd come back and B, I'm too awesome to die." Mr. Pickles responded.

"I'm guessing you're gonna escape now."

"yup." Mr. pickles said, running off, throwing more needles. at this point Lammy rolled her eyes and walked away.

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(the next day)
Mr. pickles stopped throwing needles at people and was eating a carrot(bigger than him, he is the size of a normal pickle)
he also happened to be sitting on Toothy's body, using the ear as a chair. later that day he went to Lammy's house and cut her finger off with a needle.

Author's Note:

i know this was shorter than the others, but hey, those 2 are only in 2 episodes, and i kinda suck at dialogue when it comes to characters i don't know well.