• Published 4th Dec 2012
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Falling - Angels



Reg's life is strange. But sh*t gets real when he falls into Equestria.

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Chapter 4

Chapter 4

"Ughhh. I feel like I died." Oh wait...not so funny anymore.
I hear movement near me and try to open my eyes. Though they whine in protest, I manage to open the right one.
I almost scream at what I see in front of me.

"Ok everypony. Stand back now. We don't know what this thing is but-"

"Hey look! It opened its eye!"

I quickly shut my eye.
Did I just see...ponies? Did they just see ME?
I decide to tell logic to go screw itself and open my eyes again. Yup. Logic is now completely screwed.
I am looking at a crowd of cartoon ponies. Cartoons. I have to refrain from shitting myself. As I stare at them, I realize they are My Little Pony ponies. Back before I...died (saying that feels weird) I loved that show. The whole magic of friendship thing was just right for me. I had felt like they were my friends.
As I sit up, some of the ponies gasp.
Several ponies almost faint when I stand up. Wow. Fragile.
I start to speak, but as I do, the one I now know is Pinkie Pie jumps out of nowhere and almost yells in my face.

"Hi! What's your name? I'm Pinkie Pie! I just saved your life! Your welcome! Are you doing anything this Tuesday? Cause I'm free! We can have your Welcome Party then!

Me, being the cool-headed un-fazeable person I am, was gone around 'are you doing'. Wow. I'm fast. I kept sprinting into a forest. I stopped in a clearing to catch my breath.

Ok. Lets review the facts.
1. I am in the land of Equestria, a land of ponies, unicorns, and pegasai.
2. (I pinch my arm) Nope. Not dreaming. Still here.
3. I got here by dying.
4. I just survived a fall no one ever could, even with a trampoline.(Hell, that was much, much farther tap jan the one that killed me!)
5. And now I'm most likely in...the...oh shit. In the Everfree forest. Not a safe place.

So, if I remember the show correctly, Zecora's hut should be here. If I can just go back out the way I came...

* * *

Wow. Even in this world I'm great at getting lost. Oh well. You know, I bet if I sit here, Zecora will find me. I'll just lean up against this tree here, and I won't fall asleep. I won't fall asleep. I won't fall asle-*yawn*. I'm out cold.