Falling

by Angels

Chapter 9

Chapter 9

"Ok, first of all, it's h u m a n. I doubt I'll be in any of your reference books. The only one who might know about me is Lyra Heartstrings. Don't ask why. Oh Hi spike!"

Spike promptly falls over.

"Oh come on! I'm not that scary!"

Twilight sighs. "He'll be fine. And either way I'm going through all my books."

"Alright. Suit yourself! But one question. Can I call you Twi? Please?"

She looks at me funny. "How do you know that all my friends call me...oh, I guess..."

"Yippie!"

<much later>

"Wow. Never in all my years have I ever not found a single book on something!"

"Yeah, too bad there's no reference guide for humans like there is for the elements of harmony..."

"But how did you-, I mean- but that top secret! Do you know everything?"Twi exclaims.

This is way too much fun for me.

"In the meantime, I can tell you a bit about us humans, if you like."

"Ok..."

I then proceeded to tell Twilight the basics of a human. Speech differences, society, government( but not a lot), clothing, lack of magic. At the lat one, Twi interrupted.

"No magic at all? But how do you have all these complicated things without magic?"

"We have our own kind of magic. Wow. That sounded really bad."

"It sounded fine to me."

"No Twi it's...oh god. I can't make ANY dirty jokes here can I? RGGGHHH!"

Thus endeth "Humans 101".

Comments

[0mni5ci3nt S0und]

*falls out of chair laughing* I CAN"T STAND HOW HILARIOUS THESE SHORT CHAPTERS ARE!!!!

heh, I'm the only one here.....

[FacelessPanda]

WOOOOSH!