• Published 4th Dec 2012
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Falling - Angels



Reg's life is strange. But sh*t gets real when he falls into Equestria.

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Chapter 2

Chapter 2

Ok. Theres no way in hell i could have survived that fall. which means I died. Im dead. But Im still thinking. And very relaxed.In fact, this seems pretty familiar. Hmmm.

WHOOSH!

A white fluffy thing flew from behind me. No, a cloud flew by me. I looked down. Ohhh, it's my dream! No wonder its familiar! I was so used to falling, I didn't notice it right away. But wow, it was kind of cold this time. I wonder if I'll just keep on falling over again and again. THAT would be boring! Whoosh! Another cloud. Nothing new. Whoosh! Whoos-fff! Ack! I went through one! Wait. Just stop. I've never ever felt a cloud go through me before. Sure, I go through them, but I don't feel them. And that was cold! THIS is new!! Well, so is being dead. I squint down at the ground far below me. I must be about 12 minutes up. You get good at judging distances and times after a while. I look harder. It looks like, a city? No, a small city. Perhaps a town. Huh.
About four minutes later, I can make out people moving around down there. Very brightly colored people. And no cars. The roofs look sorta, un-roofy. For roofs, that is. Now I can make out the people better. Those people are weird! There's a blue one! And a orange one! And a...pink one? Wow. Just wow.

(On the surface)
"Thanks for the apples Applejack!"

"No prob, Pinkie. Anytime!"

"Okei-doki-loki! Well I need to go set up a Goodbye Party for Bon-Bon, she's taking a vacation, so I'll see you arou-woah!"

"What is it Pinkie? You forget some'thin?"

"N-n-noo. It's jus-s-st m-m-my Pinkie Sense is g-g-g-oing crazy!!"

"Oh no! Which one? The openin' doors one? Or the gummy's in the tub one? Or-"

"The f-f-f-alling things one!"

"Oh no! We shoud git under some cover! C'mon, Pinkie!"

"No, it stopped. And I know what it is now!"

"Oh, what's that."

"That falling monkey, of course! C'mon, AJ! I know what to do!"

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The pink one and the orange one seem to have noticed me. Knowing they don't matter and that ill just fall through them, I roll back upwards. The air smells so fresh and...real! Something blue and colorful shoots by me. I turn to see it better, but its gone. *sigh*. I look back down. I'm much closer now. That pink thing is building a, you know I have no freaking idea what that is, but the pink thing is building it very fast. It looks like a target (to me at least). Huh. Well, why not? I start to aim directly for it. Like I said, I've become very very good at falling. Less than a minute now... There seems to be a crowd of those things gathering around the target. I can see they have 1...2...3...4 legs? Ok, cats? No. Dogs? No. Horses? No. Yes. Perhaps. Ten seconds to the ground. 9..8..7..6..5..4..3..2..BOING!!!!