...And Then Everypony was an Alicorn.

by Wanderling

Pinkie Pie

Pinkie Pie bounced out of bed. She bounced back onto the bed. She bounced up and down on the bed She was a very bouncy pony this morning.

Pinkie Pie suddenly stopped bouncing, putting a hoof to her chin and looking deep in thought. Something was different about today, but she couldn't figure out what. The pinky pony looked down at her bed. Her hooves were a couple of inches above it.

"Oh, that's right. I have wings now!" She beamed, gently flapping around the room a few times. She didn't want to wake up the twins. They were loud when they were woken, and the Cakes were never happy about being woken themselves.
"Ooh, and I have a horn too!" Pinkie settled back on her bed.

This was fantabulously amazesomely super-di-dooperly brilliepical. Pinkie's smile was wide, she had made up all of those words herself. They really should be in a dictionary. Maybe she could get Twilight to speak to some brainy pony up in Canterlot to get her words put into the dictionary. Then everyone could go around and say 'brilliepical' or 'amazesome' and it would make them happy to have such fantabulous words and that would make her happy because they would be happy, but did brainy ponies who worked for the dictionary even live in Canterlot? Maybe they would live in Trottingham or Manehatten or Fillydelphia or maybe someplace else that Twilight would know. Hay, maybe Twilight could use her brainy smartness and write her own dictionary. Then maybe Pinkie could help and make even more new words and-
"Wait, that's not what I should be thinking about at all! Oh Pinkie Pie you silly filly." She fluttered her wings. "Let's see what these babies can do!"

Then she giggled, because that was exactly what Rainbow Dash would say. She took off from the bed again and looped around the room. She nearly knocked over a lamp.

"Whoopsie! I don't want to wake the twinnies up! I gotta be as quiet as a mouse." She considered this statement. "Although mice aren't really all that quiet are they? They chew and scrabble and squeak and be nuisancy. Heh. I'd better be as quiet as...a fish! Fish are quiet, they don't make noise. Well, they might splash or go 'glub', but really what fish actually goes 'glub'? I bet Fluttershy knows. And they don't splash if they stay below the water. So, I'll be as quiet as a fish under the water that doesn't go 'glub'. Heey, I bet Fluttershy knows mice that are as quiet as the 'quiet a mouse' thing. Then I could be as quiet as a quiet mouse that Fluttershy knows."

Pinkie rambled on to herself for a while, before suddenly noticing that she was still talking. She zipped her mouth, casting furtive looks in the direction of the twins' room. Then she realised that she didn't have to be furtive, and openly stared at the section of wall.

"Hmm." She murmured through her zipped mouth. They seemed to still be asleep. Good. Pinkie Pie then shook out her mane and prepared for her first Silent Magic Practice. She wanted to see what she could do with the new power. Twilight and Rarity were always moving things around, so she tried that first. She picked up her pillow in a yellow aura, which matched the yellow of the middle balloon on her cutie-mark. This pleased her. Now...what else did she want to do? Hey, maybe some confetti! That'd be super-di-dooper. She braced her legs and imagined a stream of confetti popping out of her horn.

BANG!

Huh. Well that didn't work, maybe she should ask one of her unicorn friends for help. She blinked slowly and looked at the end of the slightly fizzing forelock. The twins began to wail. Pinkie rushed out of her room and into the twins', hoping to shush them before they woke their poor, sleep-deprived parents up.

"Hey, Pound! Pumpkin! Look, it's your Auntie Pinkie Pie!" Pinkie's voice was at stage whisper level. She went to comfort Pound Cake, who was making some odd noises. Turned out they were giggles, as he levitated his pillow up and down. He had a horn now, as well as his wings. Huh. She went over to Pumpkin, who was buzzing her wings experimentally. Pinkie thought about this turn of events for a few minutes.

"Pinkie Pie?" Mrs Cake staggered to the doorway, looking half-asleep. The two mares looked at each other. "Pinkie? You...you have...whuh?" Mrs Cake eyed Pinkie with a panicked expression.

"Um, Mrs Cake? So do you. And the twins. Probably Mr Cake too." Pinkie's face was slowing beginning to brighten, as a massive grin began to break through. Mrs Cake stared at her foals, then galloped away to find her husband to confirm Pinkie's statement. The party pony herself was feeling a sense of euphoria begin to overwhelm her. If everypony had turned into an alicorn...there would be a celebration. She would create the most amazing party ever. Ever. In the whole entire land of Equestria and beyond. She had magic and wings now, there was nothing to hold her back. Nothing could tie her down, nothing could alter her course, no walls would bear the brunt of the oncoming wave of pure, unadulterated party.

All of her life had led up to this moment, she was sure of it. She could party forever. FOREVER. Until the Universe imploded she would party, and party, and party. She...she could be friends with everypony. She had the time now. If she really was immortal, like the princesses. Friends with everypony present and future.

She could go to other places, go and party and befriend. Forget everypony. Try everything.

"I think I'll start with your world." Pinkie winked past the fourth wall. At you. Yes. You. "But first, I better find Twilight to see if this is permanent!"

She began to pronk along the corridor. "Hey Mr and Mrs Cake! I'm off to see Twilight about the whole horns and wings thing. I'll be back later!"

Comments

[Wanderling]

Well. Pinkie is a pain to write. *fistshake*
Fun though, just difficult. She's just so, random. I kinda felt I was going in circles and may have exaggerated her too far? idek

Cookies and three internets to anybody who can name the 'quiet as a fish' reference. I don't expect it of anyone.

Also some Pinkie vs 4th wall action.

Any horrible mistakes?

[Zephyrus Scary]

Well, I think you wrote Pinkie pretty well!

And-!... Oh, Celestia, I just realized... if everything is an alicorn, then Gilda-... and what would Trixie think if this happened while she was alone on the road?... Does this mean the hydra has five horns?! The ursa major can fly, and the diamond dogs, and-... Now I can't wait until we see Fluttershy with all her alicorn-ized animals!

[Xenotype]

Any horrible mistakes?

1688054
YOU MADE PINKIE AN ALICORN!

[Wanderling]

1688110
Heheh, now you're getting it. It's all a bit chaotic, isn't it? Oh dear I said too much.
Or maybe not anything at all.

[Wanderling]

1688126
Hmm. Yes, I did didn't I?

[Frankie]

1688131 Yes, I believe you have.
Anyway, I can see why Pinkie gave you so much trouble. You got her randomness down packed. Poor Fluttershy and her alicornized animals (especially Angel *shudders*). I wonder where Scootaloo is and who she is with when she discovers her new horn (she probably still won't be able to fly.)

[Wanderling]

1688344
Ahahabbppllttthhhpt - CUTIE MARK CRUSADER PRINCESSES GO!

Oh.
Oh Celestia.
This will be a thing.

[Karna]

Did Discord turn into an alicorn too?

Discord: Gah! I'm capable of so much less now! Change me back!

[PinkiePieGirl]

AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PinkiePieGirl]

You get twenty out of five moustaches

[Wanderling]

1689013
Heheh.
Hrmm. Would the statues change though? Is Discord a 'living' thing at the moment? Hard to say. *wiggles eyebrows* We'll see. We'll see... Maybe.

1691158
Aw, thanks!

[MangoDolphin]

Thank Celestia this is gonna be sweet.

[horizon]

+50 points (and a thumb-up) for "pronk." More people need to use that word! I'd never thought about it in the context of Pinkie before, but it's just so perfect.

[Bulder]

1700794 Discord: "Finally I got out of that horrible stony pris-" *Is surrounded by alicorns* "Hot chocolate anyone?*DiscordGrin*"

[Apocalypse Pony]

This cant end well

[Kaidan]

Challenge accepted Pinkie Pie.

[Tantalus]

*terry crews voice*

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *pinkie destroys reality*

[Neverheardofhim]

like a fish? you stupid norbert.

[Annalisa Flat]

She broke the fourth wall

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Well now that she's an alicorn...

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[GreyAcumane]

Okay, you had already gotten into the swing of things with the Apples. Everyone is feeling very true to character, especially with how the first thing the apples all focused on was the farm, and I particularly liked the extra bit of thought where Granny Smith becomes young again, but is still utterly practical.
Here, you pulled off Pinkie REALLY well. Excellent job on the pinkie rambles, and her immediate focus on the parties is great. I actually feel the OBVIOUS 4th wall breakage was a bit much, but i'll give it a slide with how well everything else was, and considering that you didn't go all the way into explicitly mentioning "the bronies" or something like that.

[StarShine739]

fantabulously amazesomely super-di-dooperly brilliepical.

hmmmmm wonder what my English teacher would say..........