oh, this is insane in the best possible way. :D Funny, but with the mystery and the seduction of Twilight Velvet, for lack of a better word.

Simce it's be revealed that this Anon was a female in the past life, my head canon has them speaking in Nowacking's Viny Scratch voice.
I just can't unhear it.

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I'll allow it.

This is fuggin hilarious...

Velvet blinks, and furrows her eyes in confusion. “Miss Take?”

“No, I’m pretty sure that I’m right.”

Good puns are the hallmark of quality comedy, and this chapter is about 85% pun by volume.

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Ooh boy... you gonna get some whiplash. I should stick to writing comedy OR porn. I probably shouldn't try to mix them. lol

Twilight Sparkle frowns as she looks back to you. “I’m really very sorry, but we’ll pick this up after I get back.” Then she glances through the crowd, settling on a yellow unicorn, “Double Take, can you take, uh, this guy , to…” She pauses, seemingly unsure, then settling on something, “My mom? And let her know that I’d really appreciate if she could look out for him and make sure he’s taken care of.”

It feels like “Double” could be a Mega Man X4 reference.

I love writing and reading Twilight Velvet stories and even from the first chapter, this might be the best one ever