The Foal Help Line

by DanishDash

Twist Of Fate

Ring ring, ring ring.

"The Foal Help Line, this is Stardust."

"Yes hi, my name is Twist."

"Hello, Twist."

"I call because I'm being bullied at school."

"How are you being bullied?"

"They call me four-eyes.."

"How can that be?"

"I think it has to do with me wearing glasses."

"Oh really? I thought it was because you were redheaded and had braces?"

"I have that too .."

"Well then, the whole bonus package! A red-haired spectacled monkey, with train tracks in her mouth. You must be a rarity."

"It's actually pretty hard."

"Now listen here copper knob, I know what to do."

"You do?"

"Yes, you wipe the tears off your windows, and call the record book and seek admission as the most lame pony in the entire universe."

"But I .."

"And then you just have to try to keep track of your oral scaffolding so you do not drool in the meantime! Good luck, Carrot Top!"

Click!