The Foal Help Line

by DanishDash

Snips, something something..

Ring ring, ring ring.

"The Foal Help Line, this is Stardust."

"Hi, my name is Snips.."

"Congratulations. Do you want a medal or what?"

"Uhm, no, I.."

"Come on, spit it out already."

"It's just because, I'm not.."

"Yes what?"

"I've never felt like this, and, well..."

"We do not have all day, so come on!"

"I.. I..."

"I, I, I, what? Better today than tomorrow."

"I.. I have a problem."

"I'm starting to realize that, but you must be able to get some pills or something."

"It's because I feel very insecure about myself."

"Are you sure?"

"Uhm.."

"Haha, it's just for fun, relax! Haha!"

"Uhm, hehe ..? It's just like there's never anyone who listens to what I say."

"Mmm, hm? What was that? Oh yeah, skating, but mostly during winter."

"Uh.."

"That's a joke, kid! Erhahahaha! You're too easy!"

"Hhehe.. It's just like people are trying to avoid me."

"Uhm, yes, but unfortunately I do not have time to hear about it, I have to go to a.. Uhm, wedding.. No, it's a funeral!"

"Oh.."

"It's a prank! Hahaha! Three times!"

"It's just like no one wants to talk to me."

"No, I don't want to talk to you either."

"Hehe, that was a joke, right?"

"Hmm, nope."

Click.