DON'T READ THIS IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED! OR IF YOU NEED REAL HELP YOURSELF! THIS IS MADE FOR FUN, IT IS NOT A STATEMENT OF PERSONAL OPINIONS!
The old sailor Stardust, is back from the sea, and uses his time back in Ponyville to help the foals in need. They can call the foal help line, and just talk, and get a good advice to take with them. It is an important job, one that should not be taken lightly.
So one can ask how the hell Stardust got in on it... Here is some examples of these conversations... Celestia help us..
(A tribute for a Danish comedian that made parody help lines when I was a kid!)
Chapters (6)
this is gonna be horribl......
....y good.
I finished reading it.
It would make an idealistic philosopher cry.
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No idea what that means, so I'm gonna take it and twist it into a compliment! XD
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it means that the most straight to earth, most good natured philosopher would read it and cry.
now i know that the danes have a bad rap with the english, but that's what english comedy is laik
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I've consulted a third party, a native English speaker, and we have concluded it is a compliment.
As soon as I read the description I thought: "Huh, sound like uncle stewart from that danish comidians works." I'm not disapointed
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Nicely spotted, this is the pony version of him. ^^
I read through this all, and it was... not great, honestly. I was expecting an adult swearing and giving advice that doesn't make much sense or is from fifty years ago that doesn't apply today or an adult that is completely confused by the situation. Instead I got an adult making fun of foals for things they can't control and encouraging child abuse.
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That is indeed the way he is, he also drinks a lot, not that I mention that. Sorry you didn't enjoy it, but thank you for reading it nonetheless.
jaja xd
I love how horrible this guy is!