A World of Madness

by Visharo

Letter: The Maniacs Dictionary

Pony Perspective: Twilight Sparkle(Canon Character)
Faction: Allies Tears
Year 14 WT

Sergeant Autumn Brook,
I heard that you were attacked by the Maniacs recently and the soldiers that survived are suffering from trauma. I will be sending a Maniac Dictionary with this letter so you can understand what our adversaries are talking about.

Appetizers = Distraction
Balloons = Chemical Bomb
Cake = Home-Made Drugs
Confetti = Bullets/Ammo
Confetti Launchers = Guns
Cupcakes = Bodies
- Strawberry = Bloody Bodies
- Chocolate = Burnt Bodies
Dance Floor/Stage = Battlefield/No Pony's Land
Dance Shoes = Hoof Claws
Drunk = Enraged Pony
Fun = Murder/Fighting
Juggling balls = Frag Grenades
Party = Battle/Group
Party Pooper = Enemy
Plates = Mine
Punch = Home-Brewed Alcohol

I wish you the best of luck, may Celestia shine on you.

Celestia Blessed,
Twilight Sparkle

Author's Note:

This wasn't that hard to make. I hoped you realize how crazy the Maniacs really are, and I enjoy makin' their side of the war. Expect more from them, and enjoy them.

If you didn't get the last chapter's title, here is the meaning. Salsa is a type of dance and the red part is pretty obvious. (blood if u r a fool)

From this little dictionary(that I will probably update from time to time), translate Chapter 10 and see the scope of horror it shows.
I have no regrets at all! WOOOO, NO GUILT TO EXPOSIN' YOU!
Visharo out!