Pony Perspective: Twilight Sparkle(Canon Character)
Faction: Allies Tears
Year 14 WT
Sergeant Autumn Brook,
I heard that you were attacked by the Maniacs recently and the soldiers that survived are suffering from trauma. I will be sending a Maniac Dictionary with this letter so you can understand what our adversaries are talking about.
Appetizers = Distraction
Balloons = Chemical Bomb
Cake = Home-Made Drugs
Confetti = Bullets/Ammo
Confetti Launchers = Guns
Cupcakes = Bodies
- Strawberry = Bloody Bodies
- Chocolate = Burnt Bodies
Dance Floor/Stage = Battlefield/No Pony's Land
Dance Shoes = Hoof Claws
Drunk = Enraged Pony
Fun = Murder/Fighting
Juggling balls = Frag Grenades
Party = Battle/Group
Party Pooper = Enemy
Plates = Mine
Punch = Home-Brewed Alcohol
I wish you the best of luck, may Celestia shine on you.
Celestia Blessed,
Twilight Sparkle