Geez, Button Mash gets a lot of stories written lately.

I saw this added to the May Pairing contest so I have to point out...

2. Your story may not include any of the following: OC's, Anon, Self-inserts or non-canon characters (which means unnamed changelings/gryphons/humans/etc.)

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Mothers' Day

I think Button is unfamiliar with the fact that Changelings are emotivores, not carnivores.

“Awe... Is my big boy finally awake? Did you rest well?”

Button: "Yes, I think so. Say, was I trying to cross the border again?"
Cream Heart: "Good, you... Wait, what?"
Button: "My real Mom would understand this reference."

Just a few feet away, Phasmid was recovering from her kick in the face, and she had a murderous look in her eyes. “That’s it, kid... You’ve chosen the hard way!”

Button: *plays uno reverse card*

“I’m sorry I tried to eat you, okay? I was just so hungry... but you’ve bested me. Now, can’t we just go our own ways and pretend this didn’t happen? You’ll never see me again. How does that sound?”

Button: "Let's see: What did you do once you bested me? I guess we should start with that one."
Phasmid: *gulp*

Phasmid whimpered softly as the tip brushed against her lower lip. [...] Then, her lips parted tentatively. “I’d never... do this... for... you...”

Button: "I heard changelings are good at lying. It seems you live up to that reputation."

Good story!
I enjoyed reading it.

Well, time to look forwards to a Bug getting Smitten.