Destroying the universe
I left crying. How dare she do that to me. Take my wings!? This is the worst princess that ever existed! Then all of a sudden Ash Flames, Pikachu, and my kids fell from the sky. “What happened to your wings?” they said. They saved me! “The evil princess!” I said. Pikachu started running around and farting. It smelled awful. My farts smell like cookies. I told them about the spell. Then we explored. It was a very different place. The ponies were drinking water and juice and milk. Water and juice? Not allowed.
“YOU ARE NOW BANISHED!” I yelled. I sent the pony to another planet. Pikachu farted all over the ponies of the place. I laughed and me and Pikachu hoofbumped. Then my children laughed and farted too. So did my husband. Every pony came closer. I had a good idea! Pikachu flew in the air with his fart. I caught him on one hoof and threw him into the air where he farted so loud the ponies jumped. My husband farted too. He farted until he flew in the air. Fart clouds were everywhere like a rocket launch. All the ponies clapped. My 3 kids farted and flew with their dad. Me and pikachu did too, and flew everywhere without wings. We then farted so much, a giant green puff of smoke exploded all over ponyville. They all started coughing while we landed safely in the air and said tada. All the ponies cheered! I was happy!
We left the area to go get food, while my kids said how awesome and fun that was. I laughed a lot. At the cafe, I asked for a cookie. The pony said he didn’t have one. I started crying and my angry kids started blasting him! I cried so much, a river came out of the cafe.
We sadly walked into a cottage. Then my kid looked out the window. “Why is Grandpa in there?” They said. I quickly looked out the window and screamed. Discord and Fluttershy were in there. MATING. I screamed and ran away so fast I fell into the river and almost drowned. I quickly jumped out and continued screaming. This is the worst!
38 minutes later I told my family we had to destroy this place. They asked to stay longer and I said fine. I looked up and saw posters for a fart show. I got mad and ripped it and said the universe is garbage. So my family made a plan to stop Princess Twilight Sparkle. “We’re going to STOP THIS PONY!” Said my husband.
“YEAH!” Said my kids.
We thought up the best plan we ever had, Pikachu will use thunderfart. It will Paralyze Twilight because it’s so stinky! Ash Flame will use his magic to tie up the princess. My kids will put their hooves in her eyes and they smell so bad Twilight will go blind for 5 minutes. Then I will put a spell on her to make her turn into a unicorn, and her hair will stop flowing.
This will be amazing!
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Another :O
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Yes :D this series will be 15 stories long:)
10746333
Hot dang, that's some serious dedication. 👍
10746334
Ty :D in this story, Ash, Pikachu, and Cookiemilk will rule both universes :D
10746334
YIU LOVE IT YAY
To be fair. Any universe where Discord and Fluttershy are married deserves to be destroyed. In the most gruesome ways possible.
10746367
YAY SOMEONE GETS IT
10746367
How ironic that they have a Fluttershy pfp.
10746369
Just for that bit though. Twilight is still an infinitly better ruler than anyone else. Combined.
10746379
I like Fluttershy and discord but they don’t go together well
10746383
NO Cookieheart and cookiemilk are waaay better
10746386
You wish.
10746402
Twilight let the world be destroyed in the new mlp g5 movie
10746403
So? It hasn’t even come out yet
10746404
By the power of sheer spite and sleep deprivation, I will destroy it instead of her if she fails in that endeavor.
10746404
Also it was leaked and in the movie a pony named Cookieheart became the ruler
10746417
Okay, that’s not even convincing.
10746422
Yes it is
Again?
10746424
????
10746422
In the end sunny and izzy meet her and ask her to help and she makes everything better again because she’s the only pony with magic
They were traveling to find her
10746427
This is the second day in a row that I have seen a story with a consistently red up/downvote ratio. I don't think I have ever seen such a thing happen twice in such short succession during my time here on the site.
10746431
If that were true, she would’ve been in the promotional material with the other characters, wouldn’t she?
10746436
No they don’t want to spoil it
10746436
Guys she's the secret sauce that makes the movie fire. You gotta believe me. I traveled here from the future to tell you this, now write it down, quick! The time-police are coming after meee.
10746439
Okay then... prove it.
10746441
I’m sure her very presence would make everything bomb.
10746443
This is her toy
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5suLllB7DIc
10746449
Pretty sure Unicorn Crazy is separate from MLP G5.
10746453
No they work with them
10746446
I didn't specify what kind of fire.
10746454
It’s not even enough proof. I searched up information about G5 and there was nothing that said anything about your OC being canon.
10746458
'tis an elaborate ruse!
So, why do people hate this?
10746508
Because there’s an overwhelming amount of fart jokes and the main characters torture discord
10746403
I don't think Hasbro would damage g4... I don't think Hasbro would ever damage their products. If they did in the new movie... I think every g4 lover would leave the Fandom for sure and yell at Hasbro. I think the new movie isn't going to be great. But gosh dang if g5 connects to g4... then its not a reboot. It would be of a sequel.
10746515
Yep, it's pretty obviously a trollfic, and not even an entertaining one.
10746551
I don’t know what that is
10746551
How can I make it entertaining 😊😊😊😍
Another story in the best series on fimfic \o/
you are my hero 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
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OMG TYSM YOURE THE BEST