My lack of preparation is the reason this is dropping over the course of days in unfortunate updates; the good news is it gives all y’all a chance to re-think your life choices or at least your fic preferences.

It won’t get better, flee while you still can.

Yes, that is a thing. It's the indication that he's a male, even if it is on his rump.

Poor Kitkat she just can’t seem to catch a break. I hope she has a plan on obscuring his/her cutie mark, that could be considered obscene.

Muffins not in a plastic wrapper? That there is fancy stuff.

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He has a robe.

KitKat, you're a vindictive little mare, I still love you.

Mares [...] didn't have dicks.

Well, you see...

It's really funny, she jokingly suggests to continue how he's been doing magic until now, because he totally missed the horn on his head.
Can't wait until he tries it in public and someone says, "Ma'am, that is NOT how you use magic!"

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Yes, that is a thing. It's the indication that he's a male, even if it is on his rump.

But is it? Maybe he’s good at other dick-related things even if he doesn’t have one.

Fing cutie marks, how do they work?

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Poor Kitkat she just can’t seem to catch a break. I hope she has a plan on obscuring his/her cutie mark, that could be considered obscene.

She kinda caught a break, at least he’s a mare for now.

And don’t worry, she’s got a plan to cover his cutie marks.

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Muffins not in a plastic wrapper? That there is fancy stuff.

I know, right? Cheap hotels give you muffins in wrappers, mid-grade hotels at least unwrap the muffins for you, and the best ones have a proper buffet (that you pay extra for [but it’s tasty, so it’s okay]).

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He has a robe.

Yes, but it’s less practical for a pony than you’d think. Unless KitKat wants to get out the scissors and practice arts and crafts on his robe, that is.

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KitKat, you're a vindictive little mare, I still love you.

KitKat’s put up with a lot of his shit and she hasn’t murdered him yet despite both the opportunity and the temptation. She’s a real trooper, and I mean that in the best way. She’s a pony I’d like to have at my side, even if she does occasionally fuck with me.

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It's really funny, she jokingly suggests to continue how he's been doing magic until now, because he totally missed the horn on his head.

Of course she did, just for the lulz.

Can't wait until he tries it in public and someone says, "Ma'am, that is NOT how you use magic!"

Or maybe it is. Maybe the real magic was under his tail all along.

. . . actually, now that I think about it, the real magic is that contextually, both your comment and the reply make sense despite there normally being about a billion layers of ‘that’s not how any of this works’ stacked on all of it.

I thought this was gonna be a banana inside boots, but not, It's a fic. And a good-short one at that.

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I thought this was gonna be a banana inside boots, but not, It's a fic. And a good-short one at that.

It’s a fic, that’s a fact. Fair warning, it gets weird.