The stunning (for some values of 'stunning') conclusion (for some values of 'conclusion') to the epic tale of the Wizard and KitKat and their adventures in Equestria in search of the fabled McGuffin.
She will never be rid of him will she? She may fantasize about killing him but since she is a pony she will not.
I mean, she could. Just slit him from guggle to zatch, that should do it. Probably if she hadn’t signed the contract in the very beginning she would have already and if anypony asked, well it’s obvious that he clearly suffered death by misadventure and there’s no need for any further investigation, right?
She’s maybe not the smartest pony out there, but she does respect her obligations, and she promised to help the Wizard find the McGuffin and will do so to the best of her abilities.
All y’all have made it to nearly the halfway point and have to ask yourselves if an erotic scene with the Ever Given and the Suez Canal might make an appearance because who doesn’t love dead memes?
Er, uh, excuse me, I need to get off this ride
Attempts to get up and finds out that Dear Reader has somehow been tied to his chair sometime during the last chapter
Hey, uhm, has anyone else noticed that they've been tied up? I'm sure it's just a mistake. Anyways, no matter, it's alright, I have a knife
Attempts to cut through the ropes, only to find that they're steel cored
Okay, now this is getting a little scary. Nevermind, I can just --
Finds out that the knife along with everything in his pockets has disappeared
Nevermind, it's fine, I'm sure I can survive another chapter or three of this
So long as that peach stays that way, we'll all be okay... Fun fact: feral Roombas are actually intoxicated by unicorn farts, and a sister species of vacuums are especially attracted to them. Stay diligent! The Wizard isn't fully embracing his pony-ness. Not sure if a good thing...
Yes it is, it always is.
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Ah, that’s how.
She will never be rid of him will she? She may fantasize about killing him but since she is a pony she will not.
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It isn’t, it specifically says it isn’t, and you can’t put it on the internet if it’s not true. :P
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I mean, she could. Just slit him from guggle to zatch, that should do it. Probably if she hadn’t signed the contract in the very beginning she would have already and if anypony asked, well it’s obvious that he clearly suffered death by misadventure and there’s no need for any further investigation, right?
She’s maybe not the smartest pony out there, but she does respect her obligations, and she promised to help the Wizard find the McGuffin and will do so to the best of her abilities.
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It’s the circle of life, baby.
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Er, uh, excuse me, I need to get off this ride
Attempts to get up and finds out that Dear Reader has somehow been tied to his chair sometime during the last chapter
Hey, uhm, has anyone else noticed that they've been tied up? I'm sure it's just a mistake. Anyways, no matter, it's alright, I have a knife
Attempts to cut through the ropes, only to find that they're steel cored
Okay, now this is getting a little scary. Nevermind, I can just --
Finds out that the knife along with everything in his pockets has disappeared
Nevermind, it's fine, I'm sure I can survive another chapter or three of this
Hears the Power Up sound of a ROOMBA
Sheer Terror Mode enabled
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Did you know there have been people that attached claymore mines to roombas Biscuit?
Also you play Magic? And the fact you named Koko makes it likely a lie, and lastly, Mongolian horse friction, I remember that story.
So long as that peach stays that way, we'll all be okay...
Fun fact: feral Roombas are actually intoxicated by unicorn farts, and a sister species of vacuums are especially attracted to them. Stay diligent!
The Wizard isn't fully embracing his pony-ness. Not sure if a good thing...
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The ride never ends
Good news, I did drop the long lewd Evergivenchan chapter for a shorter, less lewd option.
Watch out, they’ll get you!
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I did not know that, but it honestly doesn’t surprise me one bit.
That’s not something anyone should ever do. Knives is dumb enough, TBH.
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Played, and I’ve still got piles of cards but none of my friends have time to hang out and play, they’ve all got jobs and families now.
Well, it could be a lie. Sometimes I lie about characters not being important to the plot.
And yes, Mongolian Horse Friction, the best way to see trichromatic and understand triangles.
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The ever-continuing evolution of home cleaning products in a magical society. Isn’t nature fascinating?
Maybe he’ll come around, or maybe he’ll wind up turning himself back into a human by the end of the story. Stay tuned and find out!
AB, I am disappoint. Creatures can't get poison counters, only players do.
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That’s why the story has a comedy tag
(I thought back in the day there was some kind of poison counter that went on cards, but it might have been something else.)